Saturday, March 24, 2001
Alrighty!!!! here I am, it is WAnk, revived from the proverbial dead. I am going to BCC now, if you hadn't heard. I am still trying to work things out with the UW. They are trying to charge me $250 for moving out. The problem is, the didn't tell me i had to move out until i got back to school, and they forced me too. but they still think i owe them money, jackasses.
So yeah, BCC good, class easy, me student, you female, talk talk... that is basically the way most of my conversations go, it is like being in high school again. lots of ditzy girls in tight pants and tube tops that get offended if you look at them and aren't in their little clique. it is pretty funny i think, because these are 20 year olds that are still driving to school in their jettas that their parents bought them, only to hang out in front of the cafeteria and sneer at anyone who walks past. add the jocks who still wear their high school letterman's jackets around campus, and you have a jolly good time. no offense air keith and anyone else who goes to BCC, but i think it is funny. if all these social divas and athletic alphamales look at me funny and give me flak (which they did quite commonly because of my green hair), i just stare them down in a condescending way. they really don't see that one coming. I am taller than them, and i wear baggy clothes to look big, so they usually get out of my way and stop making comments. it is pretty glorious, because i don't have to say anything. this is basically payback for all those days in high school when these stupid jocks made fun of me and shit. now that they are adults and still trapped in the past, i have no patience for it. they really piss me off. It is pretty nice to have it warm up a little bit. spring clothes are coming out again, which basically means tight pants and tight shirts. i can't wait for summer with tight shorts and tank tops, oh yeah.
Which brings me to my next subject. MTV spring break started today on TV, and i have been glued to the screen. it is perhaps the greatest thing on the planet. It gives all of us losers without enough money the chance live the spring break experience. who cares if these extremely attractive girls in extremely skimpy clothes are getting extremely wasted 1500 whatever miles away. the magic of television brings them right into my room. At least spring break isn't a complete loss :)
Spring break would be a helluva lot better if i had money. I spent all my money on turntables, a mixer and a bunch of badass techno records. of course, my turntables haven't shown up yet. let me rephrase. Spring break would be a lot better if i had my fucking turntables. I put in the order on february 26th, and i still don't have them. they charged my credit card as soon as they received the order. a month later, they still have my money, and they still have my turntables. they were supposed to ship last thursday and get here this week, but i haven't gotten them yet. i am getting a little miffed. i am getting a little miffed at a lot of things. i am feeling like i am being jerked around in most aspects of my life right now, and it pretty much sucks. I can't wait till this summer when i can go back to the relatively stable life of 2 jobs, lots of alcohol, drugs and all night raves. it sucks. i can't even drink at my parents house. i have been driving to bellingham to meet my friend ryan to drink and stuff, that is a long drive, especially when you start after class at 7:40 on a thursday, which puts you smack dab in the middle of rush hour. it takes me an hour to get to 405 from BCC, then another 2 hours to get through everett, and then about an hour up to bellingham. then we get really drunk, and go to his friends house and hit up their full size medical grade nitrous tank. this thing, it is nuts. they have this 5 foot tall tank full of nitrous oxide, and this other smaller tank full of oxygen. I take back anything bad i have said about nitrous in the past. now that i have tried it, it is the most funny, absolutely harmless drug in the world, at least with the frequency i do it. it is great. basically, you fill up a balloon with a little oxygen, and fill the balloon the rest of the way with the nitrious oxide. then you force all the air out of your lungs and breathe in and out from the balloon until you are about to pass out. then you stop, and you get this incredibly intense crack high for about 2 minutes. then in another 5 minutes you are fine. you can go back to drinking, or driving, or whatever you were doing earlier. it is so fucking sweet, i can't even explain it.
PS- WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TURNTABLES!!!!!! GRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! god dammit, this is really pissing me off. if they aren't here in the next week, i am going to have to go through the hassle of blocking the transaction through my credit card company. blah
So yeah, BCC good, class easy, me student, you female, talk talk... that is basically the way most of my conversations go, it is like being in high school again. lots of ditzy girls in tight pants and tube tops that get offended if you look at them and aren't in their little clique. it is pretty funny i think, because these are 20 year olds that are still driving to school in their jettas that their parents bought them, only to hang out in front of the cafeteria and sneer at anyone who walks past. add the jocks who still wear their high school letterman's jackets around campus, and you have a jolly good time. no offense air keith and anyone else who goes to BCC, but i think it is funny. if all these social divas and athletic alphamales look at me funny and give me flak (which they did quite commonly because of my green hair), i just stare them down in a condescending way. they really don't see that one coming. I am taller than them, and i wear baggy clothes to look big, so they usually get out of my way and stop making comments. it is pretty glorious, because i don't have to say anything. this is basically payback for all those days in high school when these stupid jocks made fun of me and shit. now that they are adults and still trapped in the past, i have no patience for it. they really piss me off. It is pretty nice to have it warm up a little bit. spring clothes are coming out again, which basically means tight pants and tight shirts. i can't wait for summer with tight shorts and tank tops, oh yeah.
Which brings me to my next subject. MTV spring break started today on TV, and i have been glued to the screen. it is perhaps the greatest thing on the planet. It gives all of us losers without enough money the chance live the spring break experience. who cares if these extremely attractive girls in extremely skimpy clothes are getting extremely wasted 1500 whatever miles away. the magic of television brings them right into my room. At least spring break isn't a complete loss :)
Spring break would be a helluva lot better if i had money. I spent all my money on turntables, a mixer and a bunch of badass techno records. of course, my turntables haven't shown up yet. let me rephrase. Spring break would be a lot better if i had my fucking turntables. I put in the order on february 26th, and i still don't have them. they charged my credit card as soon as they received the order. a month later, they still have my money, and they still have my turntables. they were supposed to ship last thursday and get here this week, but i haven't gotten them yet. i am getting a little miffed. i am getting a little miffed at a lot of things. i am feeling like i am being jerked around in most aspects of my life right now, and it pretty much sucks. I can't wait till this summer when i can go back to the relatively stable life of 2 jobs, lots of alcohol, drugs and all night raves. it sucks. i can't even drink at my parents house. i have been driving to bellingham to meet my friend ryan to drink and stuff, that is a long drive, especially when you start after class at 7:40 on a thursday, which puts you smack dab in the middle of rush hour. it takes me an hour to get to 405 from BCC, then another 2 hours to get through everett, and then about an hour up to bellingham. then we get really drunk, and go to his friends house and hit up their full size medical grade nitrous tank. this thing, it is nuts. they have this 5 foot tall tank full of nitrous oxide, and this other smaller tank full of oxygen. I take back anything bad i have said about nitrous in the past. now that i have tried it, it is the most funny, absolutely harmless drug in the world, at least with the frequency i do it. it is great. basically, you fill up a balloon with a little oxygen, and fill the balloon the rest of the way with the nitrious oxide. then you force all the air out of your lungs and breathe in and out from the balloon until you are about to pass out. then you stop, and you get this incredibly intense crack high for about 2 minutes. then in another 5 minutes you are fine. you can go back to drinking, or driving, or whatever you were doing earlier. it is so fucking sweet, i can't even explain it.
PS- WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TURNTABLES!!!!!! GRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! god dammit, this is really pissing me off. if they aren't here in the next week, i am going to have to go through the hassle of blocking the transaction through my credit card company. blah
