Tuesday, March 27, 2001
Good News!!!!! My turntables shipped!!!!! they should be here on April 2nd, i can't wait :) it took them freaking long enough. I guess they finally got pissed at my emails and got around to doing something to rectify the situation. Rectimafy......
Of course, the real downside to all of this is that i won't be able to yell about my turntables at the end of each post. Actually, i assume things will go from "WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TURNTABLES" to "MIX YOU FUCKING RECORDS MIX!" Life is good in the land of WAnk :)
SO yeah, todays blathering is again about jobs. I should get a job. In fact, my parents are forcing me to go look for a job tomorrow. My sister just quit her job at the teriyaki place down the hill, so i think i am going to apply there. She brought home free food like every night, good food like steak teriyaki and shit. I really don't want to work there but it will probably get my parents off my back. hopefully i can make some money and move out this summer or something. that would rock. I really want to work at EBX or Borders or something like that, so i am going to hop down to town center tomorrow and check and see who is hiring. So i get some jabroni job and work for a while. it gives me money to support my new "black crack" habit. Ok Ok, records are the equivilent of black crack. I don't even have turntables yet and i am addicted to them. I imported this record from germany that should be pretty freaking sweet. GRAAHHHHHH I WANT MY TURNTABLES!!!!! calm down calm down.... turntables on their way... take a deep breath........ alright, i am cool.
Ministry of WAnkness..... is going along fine i guess. Did i tell you guys i reserved our own piece of heaven? well, it is actually part of hell, but it looks like heaven. I made a deal with the devil and we are working on renovating an unused part of the underworld to look like the real heaven. It will be just like heaven, except we can sin and drink and do whatever the hell we please. Satan has started reserving us chicks to live there with us, hot ones. he is screening them himself, and he has an unlimited pool to work with. His only stipulation is that he can come visit us, and we pay him one beer a month. I agreed. All we have to do is cut trav off a beer early and we will be fine. Satan is actually a pretty cool guys, you guys should met him. And yes, he does have the power to turn into elizabeth hurley. So yeah, when you die, don't worry. If you die before me, just tell Satan you are a proud member of the MoW at judgement and he will send you on over. If you die after me, i will get you in before all that. me and him are pretty buddy buddy now, he kind of looks at me as an equal, and we are both pretty lazy and cynical. so yeah, nothing to worry. if by any chance you forget to tell him you are part of the MoW, when i get down there i will get you out of whatever you are doing.
oh yeah, and one last thing STUPID DAMN TURNTABLES AREN'T HERE YET STUPID APRIL SECOND BWAAAAAHHHHH
Of course, the real downside to all of this is that i won't be able to yell about my turntables at the end of each post. Actually, i assume things will go from "WHERE ARE MY FUCKING TURNTABLES" to "MIX YOU FUCKING RECORDS MIX!" Life is good in the land of WAnk :)
SO yeah, todays blathering is again about jobs. I should get a job. In fact, my parents are forcing me to go look for a job tomorrow. My sister just quit her job at the teriyaki place down the hill, so i think i am going to apply there. She brought home free food like every night, good food like steak teriyaki and shit. I really don't want to work there but it will probably get my parents off my back. hopefully i can make some money and move out this summer or something. that would rock. I really want to work at EBX or Borders or something like that, so i am going to hop down to town center tomorrow and check and see who is hiring. So i get some jabroni job and work for a while. it gives me money to support my new "black crack" habit. Ok Ok, records are the equivilent of black crack. I don't even have turntables yet and i am addicted to them. I imported this record from germany that should be pretty freaking sweet. GRAAHHHHHH I WANT MY TURNTABLES!!!!! calm down calm down.... turntables on their way... take a deep breath........ alright, i am cool.
Ministry of WAnkness..... is going along fine i guess. Did i tell you guys i reserved our own piece of heaven? well, it is actually part of hell, but it looks like heaven. I made a deal with the devil and we are working on renovating an unused part of the underworld to look like the real heaven. It will be just like heaven, except we can sin and drink and do whatever the hell we please. Satan has started reserving us chicks to live there with us, hot ones. he is screening them himself, and he has an unlimited pool to work with. His only stipulation is that he can come visit us, and we pay him one beer a month. I agreed. All we have to do is cut trav off a beer early and we will be fine. Satan is actually a pretty cool guys, you guys should met him. And yes, he does have the power to turn into elizabeth hurley. So yeah, when you die, don't worry. If you die before me, just tell Satan you are a proud member of the MoW at judgement and he will send you on over. If you die after me, i will get you in before all that. me and him are pretty buddy buddy now, he kind of looks at me as an equal, and we are both pretty lazy and cynical. so yeah, nothing to worry. if by any chance you forget to tell him you are part of the MoW, when i get down there i will get you out of whatever you are doing.
oh yeah, and one last thing STUPID DAMN TURNTABLES AREN'T HERE YET STUPID APRIL SECOND BWAAAAAHHHHH
