Sunday, April 15, 2001
alright, pimp.

this is a blog that will basically chronical my night. it was a pretty funny night i must say. it started off, me getting a pizza and going over to my high school friend ryans. most of you know, that whenever i get together with ryan crazy things seem to happen. so, we watch falling down with michael douglass of all movies. that movie is so annoying, lol, but entertaining enough :) so yeah, we finish that and we are like now what the fuck are we going to do. my parents are gone, so i had my dads new mustang, so i am like lets go for a drive. so we go out for a while, i pull some nice 4 wheel drifts out in the country with the 3 of us in the car, break 100 a few times, then we realize that it is pretty boring so we need something else to do. so, we are like fuck it, we are going to kirkland. last time we went to kirkland, ryan and I almost got arrested, so we figured it would be a good time. we drive up to the strip, it is fucking deserted. its a saturday night, and there is no one. we are like what the hell. so we decide to go to church. it is only like 1 am or so, but we drive to my old church in bellevue and drive around the parking lot for a while. we get bored, so i steal a cone and we leave. we wander around downtown bellevue, and this is where the crazyness begins. we don't know where to go, so we decide to play this game. at every stop light, 4 way stop, or freeway exit, you flip a coin. heads is right, tails is left. if there is no right and you have heads, you go straight. if you are on the freeway, and you get a heads, you get off, etc. so, we do this for a while, we wind around past auto row and the hospital, and end up over by the coke bottling plant. we wind around in there over by lowes hardware, almost over to overlake. then we get a crazy string of flips that take us all the way to downtown kirkland again, from overlake. we are like, woah, crazy. so we wind around over through downtown kirkland, and end up over by tacoma screw and that place some how. we knew we were near the free way, so we were like yeah, crazy. eventually, as luck would have it, we end up on the freeway. we go a few exits south, then go through a few lights and end up getting directly back on the freeway north. this time, we end up back in downtown kirkland again. we kind of wind around, and eventually end up in totem lake. of course, this gets us on the free way again, and we go back to downtown kirkland, wind around, and eventually get on the freeway going north again. this time, we go for a while, and end up getting off somewhere between woodinville and kirkland. we wind way the fuck around through the middle of no where, going through crazy business parks, and all sorts of residential streets, and eventually we pop out in downtown bothell, lol. so, the coin takes us to an albertsons, obviously for a reason. so we get out, get something to drink, all is well. i am low on gas, but luckily the coin takes us to a gas station. not any gas station, but a texaco, which i have a gas card too. i am like, fuck yeah. the coin then takes us to jack in the box. we are pretty stoked. so, we get some food and head on out. we wind around somewhere behind bothell, going towards kenmore or some shit, waaaaay the hell out there, until eventually we wind our way back to downtown bothell again. crazy shit going on. the coin takes us and gets us on highway 522 or whatever towards woodinville and monroe. it gets us off at woodinville, and winds us around in downtown woodinville for a bit. eventually it takes us off to the east, going off crazy directions, taking us almost all the way to duvall. we get to a light. we know where we are, we are all from redmond. if we get a left, it takes us to the endless road through the cow fields to the bowels of the earth (Duvall). if we take a right, we get onto the street that turns into avondale road, which goes right through downtown redmond. so, of course, the coin knows all and gives us the right. we end up 2 stop lights away from the turn off to ryans house. SHEER INSANITY!!!! we start in fucking downtown bellevue, go to downtown kirkland, through totem lake, all sorts of directions on the freeway, to bothell, way the hell north of bothell, winding back to woodinville, and we end up about a mile or two from ryans house, which is where we started. during our journey, the coin got us something to drink when we were thirsty, led us to texaco when we needed gas (i was almost empty), and led us to jack in the box for food when we were hungary. this is the best game every, it was so cool :)

anyways, so now i am home, and i am about to start the lion king. hell yeah, pimpin hos left and right. check you all tomorrow





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