Monday, June 11, 2001
blizzogged to the what whaaat.
cable modems rule, nuff said.
well, i'm at work again. trip rules, yeah yeah. my job is a joke because it is me working at it. the fact that my job isn't really a joke, but i am still here makes it a joke, i guess. i love my job, it is the greatest. and they want me to stay on in the fall. security = good. 6 more months of work goodness. good deals for manuel. good to see things are working out. if i was in his position, i would take her back. i mean, he loves the damn girl, this was just a minor setback or something. congrats on the job too :) money is good.
speaking of work, my friend ryan gets back from western sometime this week. i am so stoked. after all this annoyingness with my high school friends, it will be really good to see him. he really is my best friend, and we haven't seen eachother in a few months actually. it will be good to relive some old times with him. i need to get back in touch with high school a little bit, after the whole house break in thing, and now the not moving in thing. who knows, maybe he will be roomate X over the summer :P it will be pimp to see him, i will definitely add a new aspect to buffoonery. he should be chilling with us a lot this summer, with me and him working together, and there being nothing to do on the east side. besides, there is raving. sweet sweet raving, i haven't been in a while. so yeah, you guys have all met him, i believe. at least po has. whatever. it will be good to chill with him.
back to this work topic. today was pretty funny. when everyone thinks of weeding, you probably think of me crawling around on my hands and knees with a trowel and a funny hat on. first, my trowel isn't really a trowel, it is a japanese too called a hori hori. it is like a trowel, but it looks like a knife with long blade that is concave on one side. these things have a serrated edge and a leather sheath. weedtastic. and today, i was taking out reed canary grass (phalaris arundinacea). isn't that a pimp name? say it out loud, phalaris arundinacea. awesome. anyways, it may have a cool name, but is the worst fucking plant in the world, it is insane. it has these long huge risominous pink roots. if you leave any of them, it will regrow the plant. not only that, but it can spread by seed, and it sends out trailers that root elsewhere. you think grass, you see a lawn. well imagine a grass with a half inch diameter stalk that is 8 feet tall and has 1 foot long leaves on it. yeah, and huge alien looking risomes in the ground. so yeah, i was out in the meadow attacking this shit. you have to dig at hole about a foot deep to make sure you get it all
this paints a funny picture. WAnk, with bright yellow raingear on, running around in a wetland with a shovel attacking huge monster mutant grasses. well, thats what i did this morning, it was actually pretty satisfying, even if i did get soaked. reed canary grass is soooo evil though, i had to pull a trip. here we go
(insert So I married an Axe Murderer jazz poetry beat)
Reed Canary!!!!!
Re-e-e-e-e-ed Canary
Grass so big and green
The biggest i've seen
Its destroying my native plant-ing
Hey trip, get me off this crazy thing.... called work.
(WAnk blows out a burning stalk of grass and walks off to more jazz poetry beat)
woopty woop, good stufff
anyways, cd of the day is Anabolic Frolic - Happy 2b Hardcore Chapter 4. it is a happy hardcore CD. happy hardcore is crack in music form. it is completely sped up, and happy, with lots of cheesy female vocals, all sped up. it is cool, a lot of happy hardcore djs take stuff like christina aguilera and put a huge beat behind it, and speed it up by about 5 times. it is good stuff, but it will rot your brain. it is fun to dance too, but after about 3 minutes you are exhausted because it is sooooo fast. good stuff though, check it out, or at least download the 13th track from it. it is trixy feat. someone, and i forget the track name. i will post it when i get home, but it is a great song. so yeah, go get it and stuff.
I have wasted enough time, i am leaving in a few minutes. i love my job
cable modems rule, nuff said.
well, i'm at work again. trip rules, yeah yeah. my job is a joke because it is me working at it. the fact that my job isn't really a joke, but i am still here makes it a joke, i guess. i love my job, it is the greatest. and they want me to stay on in the fall. security = good. 6 more months of work goodness. good deals for manuel. good to see things are working out. if i was in his position, i would take her back. i mean, he loves the damn girl, this was just a minor setback or something. congrats on the job too :) money is good.
speaking of work, my friend ryan gets back from western sometime this week. i am so stoked. after all this annoyingness with my high school friends, it will be really good to see him. he really is my best friend, and we haven't seen eachother in a few months actually. it will be good to relive some old times with him. i need to get back in touch with high school a little bit, after the whole house break in thing, and now the not moving in thing. who knows, maybe he will be roomate X over the summer :P it will be pimp to see him, i will definitely add a new aspect to buffoonery. he should be chilling with us a lot this summer, with me and him working together, and there being nothing to do on the east side. besides, there is raving. sweet sweet raving, i haven't been in a while. so yeah, you guys have all met him, i believe. at least po has. whatever. it will be good to chill with him.
back to this work topic. today was pretty funny. when everyone thinks of weeding, you probably think of me crawling around on my hands and knees with a trowel and a funny hat on. first, my trowel isn't really a trowel, it is a japanese too called a hori hori. it is like a trowel, but it looks like a knife with long blade that is concave on one side. these things have a serrated edge and a leather sheath. weedtastic. and today, i was taking out reed canary grass (phalaris arundinacea). isn't that a pimp name? say it out loud, phalaris arundinacea. awesome. anyways, it may have a cool name, but is the worst fucking plant in the world, it is insane. it has these long huge risominous pink roots. if you leave any of them, it will regrow the plant. not only that, but it can spread by seed, and it sends out trailers that root elsewhere. you think grass, you see a lawn. well imagine a grass with a half inch diameter stalk that is 8 feet tall and has 1 foot long leaves on it. yeah, and huge alien looking risomes in the ground. so yeah, i was out in the meadow attacking this shit. you have to dig at hole about a foot deep to make sure you get it all
this paints a funny picture. WAnk, with bright yellow raingear on, running around in a wetland with a shovel attacking huge monster mutant grasses. well, thats what i did this morning, it was actually pretty satisfying, even if i did get soaked. reed canary grass is soooo evil though, i had to pull a trip. here we go
(insert So I married an Axe Murderer jazz poetry beat)
Reed Canary!!!!!
Re-e-e-e-e-ed Canary
Grass so big and green
The biggest i've seen
Its destroying my native plant-ing
Hey trip, get me off this crazy thing.... called work.
(WAnk blows out a burning stalk of grass and walks off to more jazz poetry beat)
woopty woop, good stufff
anyways, cd of the day is Anabolic Frolic - Happy 2b Hardcore Chapter 4. it is a happy hardcore CD. happy hardcore is crack in music form. it is completely sped up, and happy, with lots of cheesy female vocals, all sped up. it is cool, a lot of happy hardcore djs take stuff like christina aguilera and put a huge beat behind it, and speed it up by about 5 times. it is good stuff, but it will rot your brain. it is fun to dance too, but after about 3 minutes you are exhausted because it is sooooo fast. good stuff though, check it out, or at least download the 13th track from it. it is trixy feat. someone, and i forget the track name. i will post it when i get home, but it is a great song. so yeah, go get it and stuff.
I have wasted enough time, i am leaving in a few minutes. i love my job
