well, you guys all know how much i enjoy fucking with things i think are annoying or stupid. well, we had this great idea today. we are going to start going to a church youth group, i think. now how funny will this be. i am a fairly militant atheist, but i enjoy fucking with people, especially youth group type people. here is our thinking. there are a lot of hot chicks at youth group. we are good at bullshitting. it would be hilarious to convince a bunch of super christians that we are going through a tough time, and that god is saving us. imagine the sympathy we could get as we explain our escape from drug addiction, abusive households, blatant satan worshipping, and an over all unchristian lifestyle. but here i am, now my life is great, and i am so glad i had (insert hot chicks name) to help me deal with my inner demons. this is the part where i look into her eyes, and say with the power of god inside me, i am a truely better person, and you played a big role in helping me find the truth. you have turned around my life. i don't think there is any way i could ever thank you. without you, i would be nothing. and then she is overwhelmed with pride, sympathy, embarassment, and compassion. who knows what happens now. i don't know. i am good at this sort of stuff. i spent about 2 years convincing everyone i knew that i still was a good christian at heart. fuck, i even went through confirmation as an atheist. add that to my new found ability to cry on command, and convince people how screwed up my life is.... it almost kept me in college that. can you believe i actually cried when i explained to the UW councillor about my drug addictions, and the insane time i had overcoming them? oh man, that was my greatest performance ever. *NOTE* i have never had a drug addiction, and i have never had to overcome one. i made that up so i could try to stay in school. so yeah, this could be fun. at least it will be good skank watching.

CD of the day is some shit or another, give me a sec....... Bloodhound Gang - Hooray for Boobies. greatest album title ever, and it has one of the greatest songs ever on it. booyah, good stuff

did anyone mention that we stole a kegorator from a junior high school today?

frivved up by Ben at 11:56 PM