Wednesday, July 18, 2001
one of the worst movies EVER MADE, WORST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING TERRIBLE.
i can't believe i actually paid to see stupid jurassic park 3. they actually managed to make it more terrible than the second one. HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE. gah, i am just mad that i had to endure that movie. this was beyond cats and dogs bad. this was borderline crazy/beautiful bad. it was insanely bad. the special effects were terrible, the script was written by two stoned monkeys, and the acting was just stupid. the casting was terrible, which is what made the acting bad. god damn. it was suspenseful, you didn't care what the hell was going on. there were huge jumps in the plot. the dinosaurs didn't look real, and they kept jumping from really fucking bad CGI images to animatronic heads that looked like overgrown happy meal toys. it was just baaaaaaaaaaad. i don't care, i hope someone gets shot because of this movie.
i can't believe i actually paid to see stupid jurassic park 3. they actually managed to make it more terrible than the second one. HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE. gah, i am just mad that i had to endure that movie. this was beyond cats and dogs bad. this was borderline crazy/beautiful bad. it was insanely bad. the special effects were terrible, the script was written by two stoned monkeys, and the acting was just stupid. the casting was terrible, which is what made the acting bad. god damn. it was suspenseful, you didn't care what the hell was going on. there were huge jumps in the plot. the dinosaurs didn't look real, and they kept jumping from really fucking bad CGI images to animatronic heads that looked like overgrown happy meal toys. it was just baaaaaaaaaaad. i don't care, i hope someone gets shot because of this movie.
