Thursday, August 23, 2001
WARNING this blog has be pre-rated BLOG MA for your protection, due to violence of a graphic nature, nudity and mature language. I am blogging, and i have no idea what the fuck is going to come out once i do. you probably won't want to read this, because it is going to get fucking ugly.
first off, everyone stay away from me. i am getting pissed. no, i am getting fucking angry. i haven't been really angry in years. no one here has seen me angry, i mean really angry. i don't like being angry, so i just let my rage build up. i do a good job of keeping it in. but it boils over. when it does, you want to stay FUCKING clear of me. don't push me, don't do anything, otherwise i am liable to RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF. i have been building up to a snapping point for a little bit now, and i am almost fucking at it. depression, meet FUCKING RAGE.
the most recent straw was this parking ticket i got today. $28 dollars. for what? violation: WRONG SIDE OF STREET. thats right, i parked on the fucking wrong side of the street. and so they fucking tagged me for it. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT. there is some police officer out there, officer J. Monet, badge #3729. I want him hunted down and killed, if i don't get to him first. under the comments, it says "car n/b on w/s of 2 way arterial. wt yel center lines." my car was on the wrong side of an arterial street with a yellow line. i will show officer fucking money the wrong side of my fucking dick while i shove it in his mouth and piss a fucking yellow like all the way down his fucking throat. I want to contest this ticket, just so i can meet this fucking parasite in person. i am going to walk up to him, smile politely, and proceed to rip out his fucking throat. while he is trying to gasp his last fucking breaths, and his lungs slowly fill with blood, i am going to look directly into his eyes, just so he knows i am the fucker who killed him. i am then going to cut off his balls and steal his gun. on the way to delivering severed testicles to his now bereaved wife and children, i am going to use his gun to put one bullet a piece in every traffic cop i see's kneecaps and elbows. the kneecaps so the good officers are in unbelievable pain, and the elbows so the they don't have the strength to drag themself to saftey or attempt to stop the bleeding. this way the fuckers will bleed to death in a horribly painful fashion. i will then to proceed to strip them completely naked and tie them to the back of my car, dragging the naked bodies through the streets. after delivering the testicles, i will rig myself with a bomb, and drag the corpses to my local police station. i will go inside, and amongst the shocked looks of disgust and outrage, i will smile again, and detonate myself, decimating the building, and probably a few city blocks around it. amongst the rubble, the only thing left will be a crudely hand written note that says "SORRY FOR THE DEATH, BUT DON'T BLAME ME. THANK OFFICER FUCKING MONET"
fucking traffic cops. traffic cops have nothing useful to add to society. like our soon to be deceased good friend officer Monet, they are nothing more than parasites. they make money off petty little details that are only noticed because some sadistic fuck decided to give the mammoth stick up their asses a quarter turn before they left the office. they have nothing better to do that ride around in their stupid fucking little carts, nit picking over little details, bringing misfortune on all they come in contact with because they are disappointed with the way their worthless fucking lives have turned out. killing every damn one of them would be doing the world a service, because we would be rid of these anal bastards. their passing would not be noticed. traffic would go along just as smoothly as usual. the world would rejoice, because we are rid of that many more absolutely fucking worthless morons. the fact that a portion of the fucking money i make goes to fund these fucking assholes is almost enough to convince me to go down to my local big 5 and purchase the biggest shotgun they have, so i can turn into a hardcore anti government vigilante. i imagine a huge shotgun would fuck up those fucking little carts they drive around. they must be real pissed when they see real policemen driving around, and realize they aren't even worthy of being a real policeman fuck head.
so yeah, fuck you all. i am in a bad mood. steer clear, because something is going to push me over the top soon. none of you have seen me angry. i don't think you really want to. you think i am in a bad mood now, you have no idea.
fuck off
first off, everyone stay away from me. i am getting pissed. no, i am getting fucking angry. i haven't been really angry in years. no one here has seen me angry, i mean really angry. i don't like being angry, so i just let my rage build up. i do a good job of keeping it in. but it boils over. when it does, you want to stay FUCKING clear of me. don't push me, don't do anything, otherwise i am liable to RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF. i have been building up to a snapping point for a little bit now, and i am almost fucking at it. depression, meet FUCKING RAGE.
the most recent straw was this parking ticket i got today. $28 dollars. for what? violation: WRONG SIDE OF STREET. thats right, i parked on the fucking wrong side of the street. and so they fucking tagged me for it. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT. there is some police officer out there, officer J. Monet, badge #3729. I want him hunted down and killed, if i don't get to him first. under the comments, it says "car n/b on w/s of 2 way arterial. wt yel center lines." my car was on the wrong side of an arterial street with a yellow line. i will show officer fucking money the wrong side of my fucking dick while i shove it in his mouth and piss a fucking yellow like all the way down his fucking throat. I want to contest this ticket, just so i can meet this fucking parasite in person. i am going to walk up to him, smile politely, and proceed to rip out his fucking throat. while he is trying to gasp his last fucking breaths, and his lungs slowly fill with blood, i am going to look directly into his eyes, just so he knows i am the fucker who killed him. i am then going to cut off his balls and steal his gun. on the way to delivering severed testicles to his now bereaved wife and children, i am going to use his gun to put one bullet a piece in every traffic cop i see's kneecaps and elbows. the kneecaps so the good officers are in unbelievable pain, and the elbows so the they don't have the strength to drag themself to saftey or attempt to stop the bleeding. this way the fuckers will bleed to death in a horribly painful fashion. i will then to proceed to strip them completely naked and tie them to the back of my car, dragging the naked bodies through the streets. after delivering the testicles, i will rig myself with a bomb, and drag the corpses to my local police station. i will go inside, and amongst the shocked looks of disgust and outrage, i will smile again, and detonate myself, decimating the building, and probably a few city blocks around it. amongst the rubble, the only thing left will be a crudely hand written note that says "SORRY FOR THE DEATH, BUT DON'T BLAME ME. THANK OFFICER FUCKING MONET"
fucking traffic cops. traffic cops have nothing useful to add to society. like our soon to be deceased good friend officer Monet, they are nothing more than parasites. they make money off petty little details that are only noticed because some sadistic fuck decided to give the mammoth stick up their asses a quarter turn before they left the office. they have nothing better to do that ride around in their stupid fucking little carts, nit picking over little details, bringing misfortune on all they come in contact with because they are disappointed with the way their worthless fucking lives have turned out. killing every damn one of them would be doing the world a service, because we would be rid of these anal bastards. their passing would not be noticed. traffic would go along just as smoothly as usual. the world would rejoice, because we are rid of that many more absolutely fucking worthless morons. the fact that a portion of the fucking money i make goes to fund these fucking assholes is almost enough to convince me to go down to my local big 5 and purchase the biggest shotgun they have, so i can turn into a hardcore anti government vigilante. i imagine a huge shotgun would fuck up those fucking little carts they drive around. they must be real pissed when they see real policemen driving around, and realize they aren't even worthy of being a real policeman fuck head.
so yeah, fuck you all. i am in a bad mood. steer clear, because something is going to push me over the top soon. none of you have seen me angry. i don't think you really want to. you think i am in a bad mood now, you have no idea.
fuck off
