Sunday, October 14, 2001
blog blog, blizzidy BLOG. difffeizzzz drilznizeeeeez wiz to the weezy weeeeeezy with thie shiggity shiggity sheezy DEEZY!!!!!
so yeah, tonight didn't really happen, it was all jsut some woerid figment of my imaginiation. weird night, kind of a wierd party. wierd that me and air left, and came back, and it was completely SHEEZYED ON THE HEEYZED that is totally what happened. they were like GONADS IN YOUR LIGHTNING, and then we were just like GOD DAMN!!! so we went, and we deezed, and we came back, and we were like yo muthafucka weeeeee!!!!!! and they were llike SMILEY FACE. and we were like WOO HA!!!!! and then we sang, and we watched out for hypothermiaaaaa. and our nuts were so small, because it was cold in the water today. so yeah, that was just some of the wierd happenings. then the event staff came, and they were like werrrrderup, and i was like bling bling, and they got my chit, and i was like jeebus, and then they stayed and there was guy who asked for tips, and i was like fuckin no with a DEEZ NUTZ because i pay the event staff's salary. and he stared at me all funny like. anyways, the skanks was off the SHEEZZzZY that was the most content i ahve been people watching for a long tome, until the MANAASSS decided to make an apperence. that was like HOT DAMN where is that chick in the skank pants when you need her. there were some hot little vinyl short shorts, and i was like OH GUYS, and then i was standing there. me and po just stood there, and like 5 or 6 times or so, we would try to move, and our nuts would just be like HELL NO YOU CAN'T GO because we had to protect our wangs. thats what they told me at least, my nuts, i don't know about pos nuts, they might not have been talking. so yeah, go inside, and shit yeah!!! it was disco house, then i left, after like 30 seconds, and i really don't remember why. i go back in, it is GARAGE DEEZNESS on the dance floor. i was getting off just watching that dude in the corner with that chcik all up in his nuts. that was hard core. i mean grinding is one thing, but having the dude on the wall, then bending over and just going at it, DEEZY. then he blew it. she walked off, and was like looking at him with that hizzlemyshizzle look on her face, and he just stopped walking, to hihg five all his friends. and it was like DAMMMMMMMMN what the fuck are you doin!!!!!! go track that ASS DOWN. that ass was all that was between you and not being fully fucking aroused. and that is a terrible thing, the whole nonhornocity. if only i had the biggest shoes they had. SHOES THEY HAD and i am sooooooo inn loooooove with DEEEEEZ cause i've got two tickets to iiiiron maiden BABY come with me friday don't say MAYBE cause i'm just a teenage dirt bag baybe with YOU OOOOOOOHOOOOOHHH. except, after that happening, instead of being like OOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAH, he was just like duuuuuh huuuuuuh hot chick with nice ass talk to me. me grog, me hunt llama. grog happy. hot chick tough grog winky with hieny. and then his friends were like OH YEAH YOU GOT SOME. but he could have gotten FUCKING MORE!!!! and that chick was HOT H TO THE IZZOT. SLUTASTIC if i do say so myself. god damn, i wish i had free chicks. i need to get me one of those fakey mc fake sluts. like a plastic one, that would bbe roxors in my boxors. just set it up ithe corner, and be like hahahaha!!!!! i have a fake slut in my corner, and everyone would be like omg!! you got popcorn WEEEEEEE!!! and it was just like pffffft, wheres your popcorn bitch. and i was like SHEEEZY FAKE SLUTS and it was like, damn, plastic mc spaztic!! the problem with this whole plan has to do with rent. because i woun't have any rent, or any cars or anything, because this will be like oh my god why don't you have tv!!! and i would be like oh my god!!!! all my rent is sitting inside that fake slut, because all my clams when to her!!!! and then the other dude would be like, you have fake plastic clam talking to you. and i would be like oh yeah!!!!!! and it would be like sheeznotttttt!!!!!! ZNIIIZZNOTT!!!!! and it would all be good, because i could go home to my fake plastic slut. i think i need to get her a nice heater. i wonder how much electric blankets costs. i bet she would like one of those. i bet i coult steal some from another plastic slut. OH MY GUYS SOME DUDE JUST GOT HIT BY A DAMN MOTOSRCYCLE ON HIS MOTOR CYCLE!!! god, the dude is talking about ladies and talking about talking about relationships with the ladies, that is CRAZY!!! he should just get a damn fake plastic one like i have!!!!! i wish i was nsync. i could be all of them, because i am that damn good. i could be eve 6 too. i couldn't be the dude from sugar ray because he is actually attractive or something, but i could learn how to play the ppiano or something. it would work, think about it. GOD THERE ARE FREAKING SKANKS ALL OVER THSE VIDEOS god damn, what is up with all these SKANKS!!!! i think i have found a downside to dropping out of school again, i don't manage to see the skannks, ever. that is why i had to sit around and watch everyone, i am in such withdrawl that i wouldn't be able to talk the skank lingo or anything, because i was too busy talking to pos nuts. echept the problem is that pos nuts weren't talking any more WE WENT OVER THIS ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY DID YOU ASK DAMMIT. i give up, why OH WHY DEEZ NUTS. anyways, skanks, who needs the. i would just walk around school being damn thats a nice ass, but there are other asses all over the wall. because that is the way skanks work. when your at school, and there are asses and shit, but it is school, and you are like GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS because you are at school, and then you realize that you are AT FUCKING SCHOOL. and then that just ruins the whole damn skankocity. i mean when wre like SCHOOL BAH!!! and then you are like GOD DAMN NICE ASS@!!!! and then you are like HOLY SHIT MATH NUTS IN MY MOUTH and you realize you have no pants on. but see what happened is, you were thinking about school, and you were like damn where are my PANTS good lord, i am glad i didn't take my pants off at the other house, i just wouldn't have been able to appreciate the whole thing as much as i do now. there have been no pants, during the duration of this blog. this has been NONPANT MCFAT the entire time. oh yeah, about skansk, i got sidetracked because i realized again i have no pants. so what happens, is you are like OH MAN!! who needs pants. but then you are like OH DAMN i am not talking about pants anymore, and you are like shiiiiiiiiit who needs sluts i have that fake plastic bitch in the corner, and i have the cheezy 80'S SKANK on tv, always on tv. god damn whoopty whoop. i should just go to ricks. i should apply to live at ricks. i could just be part of the couch or whatever they have for dances, never been there. i could just be a permantnet sheezy with the shizzle and whizzle with the fizzle and the wicckity wicckity FRAGSMASM BLACK TAST SNAST BLASM with the flickity flick, tickity TOCK BLIZZZZZZZNOCK!!!!! bink bink blink blink BLING BLING MUTHA FUCKA and then you are just like GOD DAMN there are strippers all over me ALL THE TIME fake bitch WHAT!!! that s it, i am selling my fake slut and my new electric blanket on ebay, for lots of money. it comes with a free car too. if you want to bid, just yell out YO TARD MONKEY. and then i will be like WHACK TASTIC and i will yell back and say what what, yuou want my fake slut!!! and i will be like NEIN TO YOU AND MY SLUT!!! and then i will go console her, and huddle under the blanket. and then i will be living at ricks, and the strippers will be so happy to be FREAKING MAD AT US. because they realize that god damn!!!! those two are so cute, who would have thunk a guy would be so damn happy with a damn fake slut!!! and i will be like HAHA no one can come between me and my damn slut you SLUT HOS!!! and they will be like OH SHIZZLE A CHALLENGE IN OUR HIZZLES!! and so then this is when the absolute dgod damn NUDETASTICALLYS start. and fucked in the whap WHACK WHUP!!! and oh guys, there is massive fucking orgy sauce all over me. and that is only the protective layer between me AND A SEA OF HOT NAKED FLESH. and this is where the greatness is in the whole thing. here is when the damn people were like FUCK SHIT YO THAT GUY IS WITH A FAKE PLASTIC SHIZZLE. and i am just like OH GUYS BUT LOOK and then the orgy action is like WOAH NELLY WITH THE OH GOD IN THE BELEAAAAAAOTCH!! so, then the trouts come out. and they are like GOOD LORD THAT IS A WHOLE LOT OF HOT NAKED SLUST!!!! and i will just be like HEY WHAT THE FUCK get your fucking trout ASSES OUT OF HERE. and they will be like YOU RAT BASTARD stealing ALL the hot naked sluts!!!! and then they will hop over and try to fucking take my fake bitch, so i hide her!!! i fucking hide her!!! no one can have my fake bitch, even now that i don't need her because there are fucking orgy tastic sliznuts all over my nizznutz!!!!!!!! they are all over!!! i can't see my carpet there is so much orgy going on. STRIPPERS ROCK if i ever say that strippers suck, you can say hey you little FUCK HEAD and i will be like OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE and you will be like damn straight, and you will toss me into what i like to call THE FUNK now. so then everyone is HONKING FOR WANK FUNK. and then here is what you do. you throw me in my room and i am like OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW COULD I FORGET MY FAKE BITCH and the strippers are like noone, NO TROUT can have our fake plastic slut, so the hide her too, and it is like HELL YEAH and then you are like i thought yo usaid that the fake bitch was sucks!!! and i was like hell no, that was the strippers, but strippers NUTS IN MY MOUTH MADE ME SAY THAT. so the thing is strippers are the greatest thing EVER. except for SLUTS. the skanks and the sluts and the strippers. and the PLASTIC CHICKS IN THE CORNER. the corner is a great place, especially if you have some chick like forcing you to just stand there because she has her tight ass all up in your sheezy. this is where we continue the story about how stupid you are. yes YOU!! you know who you are. FOLLOW HER DAMMIT she went out for more drinks, that is a long ways. tje trout will get her for shure, because they are everywhere and she is hot!!! and DAMN YOU ARE OUT she is not coming back to you, he was over. so fucked, you don't foller her. and all the damn trouts stole her!!! ok FUCK!!! why don't you go with her. she has just spent all this fucking time rubbing her beautiful, young, nubile girly parts and her tight tight skankin ass all over your SHNOZZLE and what is she doing??? GOING TO GET MORE DRUNK god damn!!! and you are like, naaaaah, i shouldn't follwow her, i think i should just stand her and have my friends try to suck my nuts for a while. and you are like, well shit!! I want my nuts SUCKED and so you let your friends suck your nuts, but damn, there is this hot chick who is hotter than any fake plastic chick that the trout were all over so the story of this blog... you = stupid, trout = good, sluts = plastic, snozzle = orgied on.... thats basically all there is too it.
so yeah, tonight didn't really happen, it was all jsut some woerid figment of my imaginiation. weird night, kind of a wierd party. wierd that me and air left, and came back, and it was completely SHEEZYED ON THE HEEYZED that is totally what happened. they were like GONADS IN YOUR LIGHTNING, and then we were just like GOD DAMN!!! so we went, and we deezed, and we came back, and we were like yo muthafucka weeeeee!!!!!! and they were llike SMILEY FACE. and we were like WOO HA!!!!! and then we sang, and we watched out for hypothermiaaaaa. and our nuts were so small, because it was cold in the water today. so yeah, that was just some of the wierd happenings. then the event staff came, and they were like werrrrderup, and i was like bling bling, and they got my chit, and i was like jeebus, and then they stayed and there was guy who asked for tips, and i was like fuckin no with a DEEZ NUTZ because i pay the event staff's salary. and he stared at me all funny like. anyways, the skanks was off the SHEEZZzZY that was the most content i ahve been people watching for a long tome, until the MANAASSS decided to make an apperence. that was like HOT DAMN where is that chick in the skank pants when you need her. there were some hot little vinyl short shorts, and i was like OH GUYS, and then i was standing there. me and po just stood there, and like 5 or 6 times or so, we would try to move, and our nuts would just be like HELL NO YOU CAN'T GO because we had to protect our wangs. thats what they told me at least, my nuts, i don't know about pos nuts, they might not have been talking. so yeah, go inside, and shit yeah!!! it was disco house, then i left, after like 30 seconds, and i really don't remember why. i go back in, it is GARAGE DEEZNESS on the dance floor. i was getting off just watching that dude in the corner with that chcik all up in his nuts. that was hard core. i mean grinding is one thing, but having the dude on the wall, then bending over and just going at it, DEEZY. then he blew it. she walked off, and was like looking at him with that hizzlemyshizzle look on her face, and he just stopped walking, to hihg five all his friends. and it was like DAMMMMMMMMN what the fuck are you doin!!!!!! go track that ASS DOWN. that ass was all that was between you and not being fully fucking aroused. and that is a terrible thing, the whole nonhornocity. if only i had the biggest shoes they had. SHOES THEY HAD and i am sooooooo inn loooooove with DEEEEEZ cause i've got two tickets to iiiiron maiden BABY come with me friday don't say MAYBE cause i'm just a teenage dirt bag baybe with YOU OOOOOOOHOOOOOHHH. except, after that happening, instead of being like OOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAH, he was just like duuuuuh huuuuuuh hot chick with nice ass talk to me. me grog, me hunt llama. grog happy. hot chick tough grog winky with hieny. and then his friends were like OH YEAH YOU GOT SOME. but he could have gotten FUCKING MORE!!!! and that chick was HOT H TO THE IZZOT. SLUTASTIC if i do say so myself. god damn, i wish i had free chicks. i need to get me one of those fakey mc fake sluts. like a plastic one, that would bbe roxors in my boxors. just set it up ithe corner, and be like hahahaha!!!!! i have a fake slut in my corner, and everyone would be like omg!! you got popcorn WEEEEEEE!!! and it was just like pffffft, wheres your popcorn bitch. and i was like SHEEEZY FAKE SLUTS and it was like, damn, plastic mc spaztic!! the problem with this whole plan has to do with rent. because i woun't have any rent, or any cars or anything, because this will be like oh my god why don't you have tv!!! and i would be like oh my god!!!! all my rent is sitting inside that fake slut, because all my clams when to her!!!! and then the other dude would be like, you have fake plastic clam talking to you. and i would be like oh yeah!!!!!! and it would be like sheeznotttttt!!!!!! ZNIIIZZNOTT!!!!! and it would all be good, because i could go home to my fake plastic slut. i think i need to get her a nice heater. i wonder how much electric blankets costs. i bet she would like one of those. i bet i coult steal some from another plastic slut. OH MY GUYS SOME DUDE JUST GOT HIT BY A DAMN MOTOSRCYCLE ON HIS MOTOR CYCLE!!! god, the dude is talking about ladies and talking about talking about relationships with the ladies, that is CRAZY!!! he should just get a damn fake plastic one like i have!!!!! i wish i was nsync. i could be all of them, because i am that damn good. i could be eve 6 too. i couldn't be the dude from sugar ray because he is actually attractive or something, but i could learn how to play the ppiano or something. it would work, think about it. GOD THERE ARE FREAKING SKANKS ALL OVER THSE VIDEOS god damn, what is up with all these SKANKS!!!! i think i have found a downside to dropping out of school again, i don't manage to see the skannks, ever. that is why i had to sit around and watch everyone, i am in such withdrawl that i wouldn't be able to talk the skank lingo or anything, because i was too busy talking to pos nuts. echept the problem is that pos nuts weren't talking any more WE WENT OVER THIS ALREADY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY DID YOU ASK DAMMIT. i give up, why OH WHY DEEZ NUTS. anyways, skanks, who needs the. i would just walk around school being damn thats a nice ass, but there are other asses all over the wall. because that is the way skanks work. when your at school, and there are asses and shit, but it is school, and you are like GOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS because you are at school, and then you realize that you are AT FUCKING SCHOOL. and then that just ruins the whole damn skankocity. i mean when wre like SCHOOL BAH!!! and then you are like GOD DAMN NICE ASS@!!!! and then you are like HOLY SHIT MATH NUTS IN MY MOUTH and you realize you have no pants on. but see what happened is, you were thinking about school, and you were like damn where are my PANTS good lord, i am glad i didn't take my pants off at the other house, i just wouldn't have been able to appreciate the whole thing as much as i do now. there have been no pants, during the duration of this blog. this has been NONPANT MCFAT the entire time. oh yeah, about skansk, i got sidetracked because i realized again i have no pants. so what happens, is you are like OH MAN!! who needs pants. but then you are like OH DAMN i am not talking about pants anymore, and you are like shiiiiiiiiit who needs sluts i have that fake plastic bitch in the corner, and i have the cheezy 80'S SKANK on tv, always on tv. god damn whoopty whoop. i should just go to ricks. i should apply to live at ricks. i could just be part of the couch or whatever they have for dances, never been there. i could just be a permantnet sheezy with the shizzle and whizzle with the fizzle and the wicckity wicckity FRAGSMASM BLACK TAST SNAST BLASM with the flickity flick, tickity TOCK BLIZZZZZZZNOCK!!!!! bink bink blink blink BLING BLING MUTHA FUCKA and then you are just like GOD DAMN there are strippers all over me ALL THE TIME fake bitch WHAT!!! that s it, i am selling my fake slut and my new electric blanket on ebay, for lots of money. it comes with a free car too. if you want to bid, just yell out YO TARD MONKEY. and then i will be like WHACK TASTIC and i will yell back and say what what, yuou want my fake slut!!! and i will be like NEIN TO YOU AND MY SLUT!!! and then i will go console her, and huddle under the blanket. and then i will be living at ricks, and the strippers will be so happy to be FREAKING MAD AT US. because they realize that god damn!!!! those two are so cute, who would have thunk a guy would be so damn happy with a damn fake slut!!! and i will be like HAHA no one can come between me and my damn slut you SLUT HOS!!! and they will be like OH SHIZZLE A CHALLENGE IN OUR HIZZLES!! and so then this is when the absolute dgod damn NUDETASTICALLYS start. and fucked in the whap WHACK WHUP!!! and oh guys, there is massive fucking orgy sauce all over me. and that is only the protective layer between me AND A SEA OF HOT NAKED FLESH. and this is where the greatness is in the whole thing. here is when the damn people were like FUCK SHIT YO THAT GUY IS WITH A FAKE PLASTIC SHIZZLE. and i am just like OH GUYS BUT LOOK and then the orgy action is like WOAH NELLY WITH THE OH GOD IN THE BELEAAAAAAOTCH!! so, then the trouts come out. and they are like GOOD LORD THAT IS A WHOLE LOT OF HOT NAKED SLUST!!!! and i will just be like HEY WHAT THE FUCK get your fucking trout ASSES OUT OF HERE. and they will be like YOU RAT BASTARD stealing ALL the hot naked sluts!!!! and then they will hop over and try to fucking take my fake bitch, so i hide her!!! i fucking hide her!!! no one can have my fake bitch, even now that i don't need her because there are fucking orgy tastic sliznuts all over my nizznutz!!!!!!!! they are all over!!! i can't see my carpet there is so much orgy going on. STRIPPERS ROCK if i ever say that strippers suck, you can say hey you little FUCK HEAD and i will be like OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE and you will be like damn straight, and you will toss me into what i like to call THE FUNK now. so then everyone is HONKING FOR WANK FUNK. and then here is what you do. you throw me in my room and i am like OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW COULD I FORGET MY FAKE BITCH and the strippers are like noone, NO TROUT can have our fake plastic slut, so the hide her too, and it is like HELL YEAH and then you are like i thought yo usaid that the fake bitch was sucks!!! and i was like hell no, that was the strippers, but strippers NUTS IN MY MOUTH MADE ME SAY THAT. so the thing is strippers are the greatest thing EVER. except for SLUTS. the skanks and the sluts and the strippers. and the PLASTIC CHICKS IN THE CORNER. the corner is a great place, especially if you have some chick like forcing you to just stand there because she has her tight ass all up in your sheezy. this is where we continue the story about how stupid you are. yes YOU!! you know who you are. FOLLOW HER DAMMIT she went out for more drinks, that is a long ways. tje trout will get her for shure, because they are everywhere and she is hot!!! and DAMN YOU ARE OUT she is not coming back to you, he was over. so fucked, you don't foller her. and all the damn trouts stole her!!! ok FUCK!!! why don't you go with her. she has just spent all this fucking time rubbing her beautiful, young, nubile girly parts and her tight tight skankin ass all over your SHNOZZLE and what is she doing??? GOING TO GET MORE DRUNK god damn!!! and you are like, naaaaah, i shouldn't follwow her, i think i should just stand her and have my friends try to suck my nuts for a while. and you are like, well shit!! I want my nuts SUCKED and so you let your friends suck your nuts, but damn, there is this hot chick who is hotter than any fake plastic chick that the trout were all over so the story of this blog... you = stupid, trout = good, sluts = plastic, snozzle = orgied on.... thats basically all there is too it.
