Friday, October 19, 2001
lol, trav, i call myself WAnk because you forgot that my name is Ben when my dad called that one time hahahaa :D actually, i was trying to go back to ben, but then the new roomate booted in and has the same name as me. so i am back in the saddle, fully a WAnk again. oh yeah!!!! bring on the awkward explaination.
lets have a contest. i will give the winner $1. the person who comes up with the best explaination for why my nickname is WAnk gets this dollar. just email me your story. it should involve my freshman year of college, aka Dan, Kato, BP, Pobroni, Matt, etc etc. It should be funny, hopefully not too disgusting (i don't think dan wants jizz in his hair), and above all believable. I will post the winning story on my blog so everyone can be on the same page. if no one thinks one up, i will have to think one up, or choose between the myriad of other stories i have told people up to this point. if all else fails, i will use the middle name bit. it is surprising how often that one works. anyways, a shiny new dollar!!! woo hoo!!
lets have a contest. i will give the winner $1. the person who comes up with the best explaination for why my nickname is WAnk gets this dollar. just email me your story. it should involve my freshman year of college, aka Dan, Kato, BP, Pobroni, Matt, etc etc. It should be funny, hopefully not too disgusting (i don't think dan wants jizz in his hair), and above all believable. I will post the winning story on my blog so everyone can be on the same page. if no one thinks one up, i will have to think one up, or choose between the myriad of other stories i have told people up to this point. if all else fails, i will use the middle name bit. it is surprising how often that one works. anyways, a shiny new dollar!!! woo hoo!!
