Monday, October 01, 2001
todays blog, once again, will be devoted to sluts*, and in particular their related species: skanks**.
i am a big fan of two types of cars, jettas and civics. chances are, if you see a jetta or a civic driving down the road, it will be filled with attractive females. this phemomenom has prompted the coinage of the terms 'civic skank' and 'jetta skank.' i am sure i have blogged about this before, but i thought i would bring it up again :) if you ever go to redmond, you will see this in full effect. the results are staggering. in seattle, it is great, you get one, maybe 2 skanks per civic/jetta. but in redmond, it is not uncommon to see 3, 4, even 5 skanks per vehicle. the SPV ration is off the chart. unheard of. GLORIOUS.
anyways, just thought i would bring this up again, carry on...
*a slut is defined as any attractive girl who puts out easily. note, the key word ATTRACTIVE. unattractive girls who put out easily are hos.
**a skank, like a slut, must be attractive. unlike sluts, skanks do not put out all the time. hence my fascination with skanks, you don't have to worry about where they have been.
(note, do not confuse the term skank with the term getting skanked. to get skanked is to get something stolen from you, or have some wrong doing committed against you. similar to getting shafted.)
i am a big fan of two types of cars, jettas and civics. chances are, if you see a jetta or a civic driving down the road, it will be filled with attractive females. this phemomenom has prompted the coinage of the terms 'civic skank' and 'jetta skank.' i am sure i have blogged about this before, but i thought i would bring it up again :) if you ever go to redmond, you will see this in full effect. the results are staggering. in seattle, it is great, you get one, maybe 2 skanks per civic/jetta. but in redmond, it is not uncommon to see 3, 4, even 5 skanks per vehicle. the SPV ration is off the chart. unheard of. GLORIOUS.
anyways, just thought i would bring this up again, carry on...
*a slut is defined as any attractive girl who puts out easily. note, the key word ATTRACTIVE. unattractive girls who put out easily are hos.
**a skank, like a slut, must be attractive. unlike sluts, skanks do not put out all the time. hence my fascination with skanks, you don't have to worry about where they have been.
(note, do not confuse the term skank with the term getting skanked. to get skanked is to get something stolen from you, or have some wrong doing committed against you. similar to getting shafted.)
