Friday, November 30, 2001
bah, so driving to work today. i am 2 cars behind this chick in a huge ford bronco or something. pulling up towards a green light. she brakes, stops, puts on her blinkers, and gets on her cell phone. continues to sit through 2 light cycles before finally muscle my way out of the lane and around her. i am hoping she had some actual car problems, but it sure didn't look like it to me.... she was moving. she stopped close to a parking lot. if she was having car problems, it would have been an easy thing for her to change one lane, and turn right into the parking lot. but no, she decides to sit in the middle of the left lane, 2 car lengths away from the intersection so she can screw up traffic as much as possible.
funny thing happened to me this morning and last night, i remember my dreams. not only that, it was one of those things where you are dreaming, and your alarm goes off, and so you remember that dream, and then you turn your alarm off, go back to sleep and have a new dream, and you remember it. i thought my second dream was real. i was explaining my first dream to people in my second dream. until it got wierd... me and my friends ex girlfriend were swimming around in puget sound. we found this old house, that was abandoned. except it had this wierd garden thing in the back, with tropical plants, it looked really cool. i start walking around the back, and there are a bunch of monkeys sitting there playing in the foliage. so i go and grab the girl, to show her the monkeys. she gets really scared, and starts to run away. then one of the monkeys starts talking to me, then yells seize him!!! so i start backing away slowly, and i grab the girl and start to leave, but she stops, and i keep going. i go back to get her, and there is this gorilla in jeans shorts and a white tshirt staring at her, she is petrified in fright. so i go and grab her, look kind of sideways at the gorilla, and walk off. the gorilla kind of looked at me sideways, and walked off the otherway. i then remember the other monkeys were chasing us, so i run, and jump back in the water, and start swimming again. crazyness. why were there monkeys? why was a swimming, i suck at swimming? why was i with my friends ex-girlfriend of all people?
anyways, my first dream was kind of wierd too. i was walking around after classes at the UW, so there were all these people around. i didn't know where i was, or where i was going, i was just walking. so i started to go over this bridge, over a freeway, that was under construction, so there was no rail or anything, it was just a drop to the freeway. all of the sudden, my backpack was to heavy to carry, so i slumped over, and tried to put it down. long story short, i ended up rolling around on the sidewalk for a while trying to disentangle myself from this stupid back pack, and almost rolled off the edge. some girl helped me, and we finally got the backpack undercontrol. she asked what was in it, and i said i didn't know. so we opened it, and there was a set of poolballs, and at the bottom of the back pack, a set of giant poolballs, that were really heavy. we both kind of sat there for a bit, looking at the giant poolballs, and then my alarm went off.
crazy dream crazy dreams, one of the fun things about drinking :)
anyways, i'm at work, i am supposed to be doing stuff, but i don't want to do it. i showed up late, because i was dreaming after i turned my alarm off, and no one noticed. i'm going to take a lunch break in about an hour, so i can go pay rent and all that jazz. i need to deposit a bunch of money first. oh yeah, i need to turn in my time sheet too, bling bling!!!! i want to do something this weekend, not just sit around my house drinking. maybe the people at the other house will be doing something... i'll give you guys a call, or something...
funny thing happened to me this morning and last night, i remember my dreams. not only that, it was one of those things where you are dreaming, and your alarm goes off, and so you remember that dream, and then you turn your alarm off, go back to sleep and have a new dream, and you remember it. i thought my second dream was real. i was explaining my first dream to people in my second dream. until it got wierd... me and my friends ex girlfriend were swimming around in puget sound. we found this old house, that was abandoned. except it had this wierd garden thing in the back, with tropical plants, it looked really cool. i start walking around the back, and there are a bunch of monkeys sitting there playing in the foliage. so i go and grab the girl, to show her the monkeys. she gets really scared, and starts to run away. then one of the monkeys starts talking to me, then yells seize him!!! so i start backing away slowly, and i grab the girl and start to leave, but she stops, and i keep going. i go back to get her, and there is this gorilla in jeans shorts and a white tshirt staring at her, she is petrified in fright. so i go and grab her, look kind of sideways at the gorilla, and walk off. the gorilla kind of looked at me sideways, and walked off the otherway. i then remember the other monkeys were chasing us, so i run, and jump back in the water, and start swimming again. crazyness. why were there monkeys? why was a swimming, i suck at swimming? why was i with my friends ex-girlfriend of all people?
anyways, my first dream was kind of wierd too. i was walking around after classes at the UW, so there were all these people around. i didn't know where i was, or where i was going, i was just walking. so i started to go over this bridge, over a freeway, that was under construction, so there was no rail or anything, it was just a drop to the freeway. all of the sudden, my backpack was to heavy to carry, so i slumped over, and tried to put it down. long story short, i ended up rolling around on the sidewalk for a while trying to disentangle myself from this stupid back pack, and almost rolled off the edge. some girl helped me, and we finally got the backpack undercontrol. she asked what was in it, and i said i didn't know. so we opened it, and there was a set of poolballs, and at the bottom of the back pack, a set of giant poolballs, that were really heavy. we both kind of sat there for a bit, looking at the giant poolballs, and then my alarm went off.
crazy dream crazy dreams, one of the fun things about drinking :)
anyways, i'm at work, i am supposed to be doing stuff, but i don't want to do it. i showed up late, because i was dreaming after i turned my alarm off, and no one noticed. i'm going to take a lunch break in about an hour, so i can go pay rent and all that jazz. i need to deposit a bunch of money first. oh yeah, i need to turn in my time sheet too, bling bling!!!! i want to do something this weekend, not just sit around my house drinking. maybe the people at the other house will be doing something... i'll give you guys a call, or something...
