Thursday, January 24, 2002
oops, i forgot to go back to work today, how could this happen!!!!!!
i am pretty damn good. operation sneak out of work went so well today, that i didn't even go! anyways, yeah, i'm blogging from home, not work. i feel so warm and fuzzy. the problem is, i don't have anything to say, besides "i am hungry." i'm sitting here at my computer, and i actually blurted it out a few minutes ago, and i was like damn, i talked, and i didn't even realize it. i would go eat, but i just ate 3 sandwiches, if i eat more, i am going to feel sick. in a few minutes, i won't be as hungry...
ok, back on the subject of asses again. if your ass is nice, and your ass poops, then wouldn't your poop have to be nice? the thing is, it isn't, it is crap. the solution to this problem? girls don't poop. not at all an original idea, but something for some reason i was thinking about today.
my thoughts have been even more scattered today. its like, all of the sudden my mind starts replacing words with other words. me and my coworkers were playing this game while we were weeding today to make the time pass faster. when i say while, i mean instead of. actually i don't, but that is besides the point. anyways, it was this game. one person thinks of a movie title. the other people have to guess the movie. the only clue they get to begin with is the letter the movie title starts with. they then have to describe movies that start with that title. if the original person can't get it from the description, the person trying to guess gets to ask the original person a yes or no question about the movie. anyways, i was the original person, and i picked the sound of music. so all day, something has been a live with the sound of something else. like, for a while, my balls were alive with the sound of deez nuts. then my car was alive with the sound of going home. it has been kind of funny, at least i think so.
anyways, i'm wasting time, i have important stuff to do today, like nothing. i have a full day in the office tomorrow, so hopefully i will find some time in my busy schedule to blog...
i am pretty damn good. operation sneak out of work went so well today, that i didn't even go! anyways, yeah, i'm blogging from home, not work. i feel so warm and fuzzy. the problem is, i don't have anything to say, besides "i am hungry." i'm sitting here at my computer, and i actually blurted it out a few minutes ago, and i was like damn, i talked, and i didn't even realize it. i would go eat, but i just ate 3 sandwiches, if i eat more, i am going to feel sick. in a few minutes, i won't be as hungry...
ok, back on the subject of asses again. if your ass is nice, and your ass poops, then wouldn't your poop have to be nice? the thing is, it isn't, it is crap. the solution to this problem? girls don't poop. not at all an original idea, but something for some reason i was thinking about today.
my thoughts have been even more scattered today. its like, all of the sudden my mind starts replacing words with other words. me and my coworkers were playing this game while we were weeding today to make the time pass faster. when i say while, i mean instead of. actually i don't, but that is besides the point. anyways, it was this game. one person thinks of a movie title. the other people have to guess the movie. the only clue they get to begin with is the letter the movie title starts with. they then have to describe movies that start with that title. if the original person can't get it from the description, the person trying to guess gets to ask the original person a yes or no question about the movie. anyways, i was the original person, and i picked the sound of music. so all day, something has been a live with the sound of something else. like, for a while, my balls were alive with the sound of deez nuts. then my car was alive with the sound of going home. it has been kind of funny, at least i think so.
anyways, i'm wasting time, i have important stuff to do today, like nothing. i have a full day in the office tomorrow, so hopefully i will find some time in my busy schedule to blog...
