Monday, February 04, 2002
everything is funny, i mean everything.
i've been parusing the seattle times webpage to get my news fix for the day, and there is just some hilarious stuff in there today.
everyones favorite jackass vigilante politician Tim Eyman has been embezzling funds from his initiatives as a salary, and has been lying about it. this year he planned on taking like $160,000. bahahahahahahahaha. why is this so damn funny? because he is never going to pass an initiative again!!! he is a dirty crook!!! i just find this hilarious
in other news, there is a huge scandal going on around the country about catholic priests molesting little boys. i always thought it was more or less an unfounded stereotype that this happened, but the list of priests who fondled alter boys and got caught has now been extended to include a cardinal and 7 bishops. there are also investigations or something going on in Dallas and Stockton, California. there is this lawyer in New Jersey who has handled 300 cases of alter boys. i just stopped reading the article at that point. anyways, this is kind of cracking me up too.
bloop bloop bloop.
i managed to get a few hours of sleep last night. i ended up doubling my weekend total. of course, getting that sleep also made me late for work. not that it really matters, but oh well. another thing i found funny, was confessing the secrets of my weekend to shannon. it wasn't bad funny, but the fact that she didn't frown on me was just humorous :) it just made the whole experience that much greater, the fact that i am actually a part of gossip, instead of just the one who ends up hearing certain juicy tidbits months later.
why is the world so rediculous. why does seattle have the worst drivers in the world. why did i end up personifying just about every stereotype of college excess this weekend, of all weekends. and most importantly, why does it seem so commonplace?
as a whole, this was one of the most entertaining weekends i have ever had. the thing is, it is in no way hands down the best weekend i have ever had. you would think it would hop into that place in wank history, but it didn't.
i've been parusing the seattle times webpage to get my news fix for the day, and there is just some hilarious stuff in there today.
everyones favorite jackass vigilante politician Tim Eyman has been embezzling funds from his initiatives as a salary, and has been lying about it. this year he planned on taking like $160,000. bahahahahahahahaha. why is this so damn funny? because he is never going to pass an initiative again!!! he is a dirty crook!!! i just find this hilarious
in other news, there is a huge scandal going on around the country about catholic priests molesting little boys. i always thought it was more or less an unfounded stereotype that this happened, but the list of priests who fondled alter boys and got caught has now been extended to include a cardinal and 7 bishops. there are also investigations or something going on in Dallas and Stockton, California. there is this lawyer in New Jersey who has handled 300 cases of alter boys. i just stopped reading the article at that point. anyways, this is kind of cracking me up too.
bloop bloop bloop.
i managed to get a few hours of sleep last night. i ended up doubling my weekend total. of course, getting that sleep also made me late for work. not that it really matters, but oh well. another thing i found funny, was confessing the secrets of my weekend to shannon. it wasn't bad funny, but the fact that she didn't frown on me was just humorous :) it just made the whole experience that much greater, the fact that i am actually a part of gossip, instead of just the one who ends up hearing certain juicy tidbits months later.
why is the world so rediculous. why does seattle have the worst drivers in the world. why did i end up personifying just about every stereotype of college excess this weekend, of all weekends. and most importantly, why does it seem so commonplace?
as a whole, this was one of the most entertaining weekends i have ever had. the thing is, it is in no way hands down the best weekend i have ever had. you would think it would hop into that place in wank history, but it didn't.
