Friday, February 08, 2002
the things i have seen today...
i had just turned off banner or whatever it is, on to 85th. this guy comes off the freeway on a motorcycle. i'm going about 50, and he is staying right on my front corner. so, we are going down that hill there towards the intersection with wallingford, still going about 50. this guy takes his hands off the handlebars, and adjusts his motorcycle suit thing. THEN he stands up, with his hands off the handlebars and picks his wedgie out of his ass. he is standing there, on his motorcycle, not holding on. going 50 down a hill. that is baaaaalllllls, jesus. i almost fell off my car just watching him.
i also just saw a terrible terrible infomercial for oxyclean. this guy spills red wine on a shirt. the only problem is, you can see the color fading out of the stain before he used the stuff. then he put the stuff on, and OMG!!!! the stain is gone. i was kind of cracking up.
magical talking boxything got me by the brain banana.
simpsons whut!! i keep seeing simpsons quotes in manuels blogs. that is ownage and a half :D
i had just turned off banner or whatever it is, on to 85th. this guy comes off the freeway on a motorcycle. i'm going about 50, and he is staying right on my front corner. so, we are going down that hill there towards the intersection with wallingford, still going about 50. this guy takes his hands off the handlebars, and adjusts his motorcycle suit thing. THEN he stands up, with his hands off the handlebars and picks his wedgie out of his ass. he is standing there, on his motorcycle, not holding on. going 50 down a hill. that is baaaaalllllls, jesus. i almost fell off my car just watching him.
i also just saw a terrible terrible infomercial for oxyclean. this guy spills red wine on a shirt. the only problem is, you can see the color fading out of the stain before he used the stuff. then he put the stuff on, and OMG!!!! the stain is gone. i was kind of cracking up.
magical talking boxything got me by the brain banana.
simpsons whut!! i keep seeing simpsons quotes in manuels blogs. that is ownage and a half :D
