Monday, April 01, 2002
one of those days, one of those days....
jeebus, beginning of work actually went pretty well, besides the stupid traffic getting there. i was like, sweet going back to the office, i can blog!!! i haven't been blogging quite so much in the past 2 weeks or so, basically ever since vegas and such. but i was all stoked to blog. now i'm just like grumble grumble don't want to blog. traffic sucks. i had to go get the mail today. i left the park late, so i was already going to be cutting into my lunch. then traffic sucked, so it took me a while to get there. then we had a package, so i had to wait in line to get it. then traffic sucked getting home for lunch. so i had to cut lunch short. then
traffic was crazy on 85th, but only around me. so i decide to cut across to take 80th and avoid the pocket of traffic death. of course i miss every light on and between 80th. ljalksdfjlas. so i was late back to work, and frustrated at traffic lights. i know it is stupid, but driving can be really frustrating sometimes.
good news though, my car is all better. i had to get a new alternator, doh. my dad offered to help pay for it, so i was just like, yeah yeah yeah. i didn't want to have to pay for it all, it was expensive. doh, rent is due today, doh doh doh. mental note, get money for rent, then pay rent. then shoot self. ok but yeah, my car is all better, so to speak. that is to say, it goes forwards now. it still has all its other problems it had before, but at least it moves again. so yeah, that was good. i'm happy it does this, so i can go places and not miss work and such because i don't feel like going on a bus and all tripat aided attempts to push it down the street to get it going fail.
OH GOD. sorry to interrupt that train of though so suddenly. don't worry, it wasn't a good train of though. anyways, let me hop on this new train of thought. it just popped into my head, so i need to write about it. i saw a lot of ryan this weekend, and chilled in redmond. it was hilarity. sunday night, me, him and one of his friends named spencer (who also happens to be one of the most hilarity filled, buffooned jackasses, EVAR). we decide to go see a movie. we need something we won't take seriously, because we are in one of those moods. so we decide to go see panic room. sorry to spoil it for anyone, but it was a terrible movie. thats what made it so great. it didn't make any sense. so here are a few things we have deduced, that should help clear a few things up. forest whittickers character was actually a warlock, hence the swirling winds at the end of the movie. the reason they don't continue his plot line, is because in fact he disappears using his warlock powers, and will reappear in the sequel. yes, in fact, there will be many sequels. in fact, there is a huge demand for Panic room writers (writers who write solely panic room based screenplays) in hollywood right now. a few of the sequels to look forward in the near future.
-Panic room 2: can't stop the panic
the panic room grows legs (much like prof. frinks house on the simpsons) and runs out of the house. forest whittaker shows up as the puppet master, guiding the panic room to jodie fosters new dwelling. they are reunited. then some sort of monsters attack, and they have to hide in the panic room again. forest whittaker fights them off with his warlock powers, and they are saved. the panic room sacrifices itself to save forest whittaker, who was mortally wounded by the monsters.
-Panic room: PANIC IN THE SKIES
the spirit of the panic room posesses an airplane laveratory. mass panic ensues, leading up to the climactic ending in which the antagonist is flushed out of the toilet, and sent spiralling towards earth in a cloud of solid waste.
-Panic room: Panic on the high seas
the antagonist from panic room: P.i.t.S. manages to fly out to sea during his decent. a passing nuclear submarine hears his screams, and raises its periscope. he falls from the sky, and is impaled on the periscope. he lives, and manages to break into the submarine, even though it is diving. the spirit of the panic room possesses the torpedo room. this leads to a climatic finish, in which the antagonist is strapped to a nuclear warhead and fired out the torpedo tube en route to a small uninhabited region in the philipenes.
there have been some rumors of the nuclear blast sending the antagonist backwards or forwards in time. of course, the spirit of the panic room also holds this power.
i see no end in sight. this could be one of the greatest movie franchises in history. i plan to be onboard from the beginning!!! i am going to quit my job and start up my own panic room writing company. i'm looking for talented, able-bodied panic room writers, and of course hot women to act as official corperate strippers. i mean, really, what is a good company with out strippers, anyways?
jeebus, beginning of work actually went pretty well, besides the stupid traffic getting there. i was like, sweet going back to the office, i can blog!!! i haven't been blogging quite so much in the past 2 weeks or so, basically ever since vegas and such. but i was all stoked to blog. now i'm just like grumble grumble don't want to blog. traffic sucks. i had to go get the mail today. i left the park late, so i was already going to be cutting into my lunch. then traffic sucked, so it took me a while to get there. then we had a package, so i had to wait in line to get it. then traffic sucked getting home for lunch. so i had to cut lunch short. then
traffic was crazy on 85th, but only around me. so i decide to cut across to take 80th and avoid the pocket of traffic death. of course i miss every light on and between 80th. ljalksdfjlas. so i was late back to work, and frustrated at traffic lights. i know it is stupid, but driving can be really frustrating sometimes.
good news though, my car is all better. i had to get a new alternator, doh. my dad offered to help pay for it, so i was just like, yeah yeah yeah. i didn't want to have to pay for it all, it was expensive. doh, rent is due today, doh doh doh. mental note, get money for rent, then pay rent. then shoot self. ok but yeah, my car is all better, so to speak. that is to say, it goes forwards now. it still has all its other problems it had before, but at least it moves again. so yeah, that was good. i'm happy it does this, so i can go places and not miss work and such because i don't feel like going on a bus and all tripat aided attempts to push it down the street to get it going fail.
OH GOD. sorry to interrupt that train of though so suddenly. don't worry, it wasn't a good train of though. anyways, let me hop on this new train of thought. it just popped into my head, so i need to write about it. i saw a lot of ryan this weekend, and chilled in redmond. it was hilarity. sunday night, me, him and one of his friends named spencer (who also happens to be one of the most hilarity filled, buffooned jackasses, EVAR). we decide to go see a movie. we need something we won't take seriously, because we are in one of those moods. so we decide to go see panic room. sorry to spoil it for anyone, but it was a terrible movie. thats what made it so great. it didn't make any sense. so here are a few things we have deduced, that should help clear a few things up. forest whittickers character was actually a warlock, hence the swirling winds at the end of the movie. the reason they don't continue his plot line, is because in fact he disappears using his warlock powers, and will reappear in the sequel. yes, in fact, there will be many sequels. in fact, there is a huge demand for Panic room writers (writers who write solely panic room based screenplays) in hollywood right now. a few of the sequels to look forward in the near future.
-Panic room 2: can't stop the panic
the panic room grows legs (much like prof. frinks house on the simpsons) and runs out of the house. forest whittaker shows up as the puppet master, guiding the panic room to jodie fosters new dwelling. they are reunited. then some sort of monsters attack, and they have to hide in the panic room again. forest whittaker fights them off with his warlock powers, and they are saved. the panic room sacrifices itself to save forest whittaker, who was mortally wounded by the monsters.
-Panic room: PANIC IN THE SKIES
the spirit of the panic room posesses an airplane laveratory. mass panic ensues, leading up to the climactic ending in which the antagonist is flushed out of the toilet, and sent spiralling towards earth in a cloud of solid waste.
-Panic room: Panic on the high seas
the antagonist from panic room: P.i.t.S. manages to fly out to sea during his decent. a passing nuclear submarine hears his screams, and raises its periscope. he falls from the sky, and is impaled on the periscope. he lives, and manages to break into the submarine, even though it is diving. the spirit of the panic room possesses the torpedo room. this leads to a climatic finish, in which the antagonist is strapped to a nuclear warhead and fired out the torpedo tube en route to a small uninhabited region in the philipenes.
there have been some rumors of the nuclear blast sending the antagonist backwards or forwards in time. of course, the spirit of the panic room also holds this power.
i see no end in sight. this could be one of the greatest movie franchises in history. i plan to be onboard from the beginning!!! i am going to quit my job and start up my own panic room writing company. i'm looking for talented, able-bodied panic room writers, and of course hot women to act as official corperate strippers. i mean, really, what is a good company with out strippers, anyways?
