Tuesday, April 02, 2002
PANIC, OH GOD THE PANIC......
so, yes, things i have seen today that frightened me. crazy looking redneck in camoflauge following a scared black woman down the street yelling at her. crazy old woman coming out of the dmv, and getting really scared and confused a guy walks past her and she freaks out and leans up against the wall. she shuffles back and forth, trying to figure out where to go. so she goes back and almost goes to the dmv. then she starts shuffling towards the street like she's going to cross. only, there isn't a crosswalk, and there are cars going past. she gets scared, then starts shuffling down the sidewalk. god help us all if this woman just had her liscense renewed....
anyways, weird stuff happens. oh yeah, and i found my cds. i know none of you knew i had misplaced them, but i found them. so yay for me! yee haw.
i want a new computer. my old one just kind of putters along. i have trouble watching movies even, because it starts chugging along or crashes. and my monitor is so damn dark. its like STOP BEING SO DARK. but it sits there all dark. a lot of pictures i can't look at, because its too dark. i want a new monitor, too. that would rock!! maybe i can scrap together some money here, enough for a new computer. HAH!!!! never going to happen. i've been saying that for like a year now. i am going to be stuck with the computer i have now for like another year. then i'll get fired and be $20 short for rent, so i'll sell it. then i'll sit there with a piece of paper with keys drawn on it on my table, and some stick figures on a on my desk, pretending to type to my new "friends". of course, they won't respond often, and i'll be sad. but i'll get over it. i always get over it.
i was thinking about addictions for some reason today. i don't think i could ever find the motivation to form a dependancy on something. its like, having to go out and buy crack? would never happen. i've been avoiding going out and getting food for like 3 weeks. and food is something you REALLY need to live, not just something you are chemically dependant on. the thought of addiction has always intruiged me, just because i have never experienced anything remotely like it. i've never had the willpower or need to like HAVE IT RIGHT NOW and such. it just seems like such a foreign concept. i've always wanted to try to get addicted to something. i just don't think i could. i'd end up being lazy, and just lying there thinking, i could go buy some crack and cure these annoying shakes and this damn headache, but that would take effort. oh well, i'll lie here until the withdrawl goes away in a few days. that is something i would totally do... its like, i could go downstairs and get a sandwich to cure these searing pains of hunger, but its all the way downstairs, and that mayonaise doesn't spread itself... i just don't see how addictions, psychological of physical are possible, because i could never see myself in a mindset to need a substance like that so bad, i'd be willing to call someone up, and then drive somewhere to get it. it just isn't something i'd do. i mean shit, CALLING someone. that just screws the whole damn pooch right there.
bleepbloopblapp... i've been here at work for like 30 minutes again, and already i am checking my watch every few minutes. damn me, anyways....... i suck goats.
anyways, cds are good. fun to listen too. after having my cd player, i don't know how i put up with the radio, and its scratchiness and its bad habit of playing crappy songs all the time. i mean, seriously. i used to listen to funky monkey, with its shat audio quality and blinking in and out signal. today, while my cds were lost, i could hardly stand listening to the end because it seemed so shitty. how the hell did i used to do it!!!! VIVA LOS CDPLAYER!!! tres chic!!!!
oh yeah, today was a pretty buffooned day at work. i dunno, we were just acting up i guess. there is this weed called chickweed. somehow we started calling it chic weed, like tres chic dahhhling, and all that jazz. i don't know why it was so funny, but it was. oh yeah, and me and my coworkers kept ripping into each other. like, we were playing this famous people game. i don't know if i've mentioned it before. one person thinks of a famous person. the other people have to guess it. the only clue they get to begin with is the first letter of the first name. they have to describe other people who's names start with that letter, and stump the other person. if they stump the other person, they get to ask a yes or no question about their dude. so yeah, we are playing this, and me and one of my coworkers don't really want to play it. so we turn it into just an opportunity to make fun of everyone. it was great. but yeah, she ended up guessing my person on the first try. like, her first person she described to me was dennis leary, and that was my person.... it was wierd. she got all freaked out, and then my other coworker was like, cool, you are on the same wavelength!! and she was like, i know thats whats freaking me out so much... i started cracking up, because it reminded me of the whole wavelength thing we had running in high school. it was pretty funny... i guess you had to be there, and be one of us. ok, lets put it in perspective. you are sitting there on your ass weeding for hours. things become funny that really shouldn't be... like chic weeds... ryan will probably understand and roll his eyes and try to hide all knowledge, but yeah, he will understand. in fact, i predict a flood of memorys will rush into his head, and he will flip out of his chair, and then start yelling "shoot me in the head FREESTYLAAAAAAA" from the floor of his room up in bham... i'd pay to see that.
so yeah, we were weeding the edge of this plot. so we were leap frogging, like going past the other people to the next area. i kept having this vision of me actually jumping over my first coworker, then diving over my second coworker and landing in a heap of clothing and wank and gravel. that would have been one of the funniest things ever. if i could have pulled it off, and done a diving roll thing, it would have been even more stylin than ryan and mines dual combat rolls at genesee that one day. ok, maybe not, but it would have been at least as cool as any of the times i hurled myself on a weed at roxhill. not quite as hilarious as the time i got my head caught in the net and ended up flipping out and lying on the ground in the fetal position for a few minutes.
speaking of flipping out, and being awesome (and by awesome, i mean totally sweet).... any of you who haven't checked out the official ninja's webpage, go to www.realultimatepower.net. it is the funniest site i have seen in a while. ever week or so, i go back, and its still funny. i mean, big pimpin......
and on that note, i'll conclude this edition of wankblog..... please tune in tomorrow. or don't. when you really think about it, it really doesn't matter to me :P
so, yes, things i have seen today that frightened me. crazy looking redneck in camoflauge following a scared black woman down the street yelling at her. crazy old woman coming out of the dmv, and getting really scared and confused a guy walks past her and she freaks out and leans up against the wall. she shuffles back and forth, trying to figure out where to go. so she goes back and almost goes to the dmv. then she starts shuffling towards the street like she's going to cross. only, there isn't a crosswalk, and there are cars going past. she gets scared, then starts shuffling down the sidewalk. god help us all if this woman just had her liscense renewed....
anyways, weird stuff happens. oh yeah, and i found my cds. i know none of you knew i had misplaced them, but i found them. so yay for me! yee haw.
i want a new computer. my old one just kind of putters along. i have trouble watching movies even, because it starts chugging along or crashes. and my monitor is so damn dark. its like STOP BEING SO DARK. but it sits there all dark. a lot of pictures i can't look at, because its too dark. i want a new monitor, too. that would rock!! maybe i can scrap together some money here, enough for a new computer. HAH!!!! never going to happen. i've been saying that for like a year now. i am going to be stuck with the computer i have now for like another year. then i'll get fired and be $20 short for rent, so i'll sell it. then i'll sit there with a piece of paper with keys drawn on it on my table, and some stick figures on a on my desk, pretending to type to my new "friends". of course, they won't respond often, and i'll be sad. but i'll get over it. i always get over it.
i was thinking about addictions for some reason today. i don't think i could ever find the motivation to form a dependancy on something. its like, having to go out and buy crack? would never happen. i've been avoiding going out and getting food for like 3 weeks. and food is something you REALLY need to live, not just something you are chemically dependant on. the thought of addiction has always intruiged me, just because i have never experienced anything remotely like it. i've never had the willpower or need to like HAVE IT RIGHT NOW and such. it just seems like such a foreign concept. i've always wanted to try to get addicted to something. i just don't think i could. i'd end up being lazy, and just lying there thinking, i could go buy some crack and cure these annoying shakes and this damn headache, but that would take effort. oh well, i'll lie here until the withdrawl goes away in a few days. that is something i would totally do... its like, i could go downstairs and get a sandwich to cure these searing pains of hunger, but its all the way downstairs, and that mayonaise doesn't spread itself... i just don't see how addictions, psychological of physical are possible, because i could never see myself in a mindset to need a substance like that so bad, i'd be willing to call someone up, and then drive somewhere to get it. it just isn't something i'd do. i mean shit, CALLING someone. that just screws the whole damn pooch right there.
bleepbloopblapp... i've been here at work for like 30 minutes again, and already i am checking my watch every few minutes. damn me, anyways....... i suck goats.
anyways, cds are good. fun to listen too. after having my cd player, i don't know how i put up with the radio, and its scratchiness and its bad habit of playing crappy songs all the time. i mean, seriously. i used to listen to funky monkey, with its shat audio quality and blinking in and out signal. today, while my cds were lost, i could hardly stand listening to the end because it seemed so shitty. how the hell did i used to do it!!!! VIVA LOS CDPLAYER!!! tres chic!!!!
oh yeah, today was a pretty buffooned day at work. i dunno, we were just acting up i guess. there is this weed called chickweed. somehow we started calling it chic weed, like tres chic dahhhling, and all that jazz. i don't know why it was so funny, but it was. oh yeah, and me and my coworkers kept ripping into each other. like, we were playing this famous people game. i don't know if i've mentioned it before. one person thinks of a famous person. the other people have to guess it. the only clue they get to begin with is the first letter of the first name. they have to describe other people who's names start with that letter, and stump the other person. if they stump the other person, they get to ask a yes or no question about their dude. so yeah, we are playing this, and me and one of my coworkers don't really want to play it. so we turn it into just an opportunity to make fun of everyone. it was great. but yeah, she ended up guessing my person on the first try. like, her first person she described to me was dennis leary, and that was my person.... it was wierd. she got all freaked out, and then my other coworker was like, cool, you are on the same wavelength!! and she was like, i know thats whats freaking me out so much... i started cracking up, because it reminded me of the whole wavelength thing we had running in high school. it was pretty funny... i guess you had to be there, and be one of us. ok, lets put it in perspective. you are sitting there on your ass weeding for hours. things become funny that really shouldn't be... like chic weeds... ryan will probably understand and roll his eyes and try to hide all knowledge, but yeah, he will understand. in fact, i predict a flood of memorys will rush into his head, and he will flip out of his chair, and then start yelling "shoot me in the head FREESTYLAAAAAAA" from the floor of his room up in bham... i'd pay to see that.
so yeah, we were weeding the edge of this plot. so we were leap frogging, like going past the other people to the next area. i kept having this vision of me actually jumping over my first coworker, then diving over my second coworker and landing in a heap of clothing and wank and gravel. that would have been one of the funniest things ever. if i could have pulled it off, and done a diving roll thing, it would have been even more stylin than ryan and mines dual combat rolls at genesee that one day. ok, maybe not, but it would have been at least as cool as any of the times i hurled myself on a weed at roxhill. not quite as hilarious as the time i got my head caught in the net and ended up flipping out and lying on the ground in the fetal position for a few minutes.
speaking of flipping out, and being awesome (and by awesome, i mean totally sweet).... any of you who haven't checked out the official ninja's webpage, go to www.realultimatepower.net. it is the funniest site i have seen in a while. ever week or so, i go back, and its still funny. i mean, big pimpin......
and on that note, i'll conclude this edition of wankblog..... please tune in tomorrow. or don't. when you really think about it, it really doesn't matter to me :P
