Tuesday, July 09, 2002
alright, i have been informed by a very reliable jing that it is blogging time
i am a little skeptical you see, seeing as i should go to bed and all and my mind is jumping around like 3 rabbits on nose rocks. so yeah
anyways, i was on hold all day today. like, at work, at home, all over i was on hold and listening to the stupid damn music thats like, doo doo doododdodo, and you are like SHUT UP!!!! so finally i was talking to this really hot chick (you know she was) from the insurance place, and she had to put me on hold and she asked if i wanted music and i was like NO THANKS! and she was like great! then she put me on hold. our relationship lasted about a minute and a half before she put me in my place.
the moral of the story is, its hard to hold a long distance relationship inspired by musak when you are deaf
blah woo ok, the hotel from the lan party billed me twice. girls gone wild videos has their freaking cancellation number disconnected, so you can't call and stop them from sending me shit. i can cancel the account by sending the damn videos back but they mysteriously always end up open or something at the other house :D so yeah, money blows, especially when it is leaving for stupid reasons. its like, i'm packing my bags and going to canada. and you are like, what the hell, who goes to canada anyawys.
french words are stupid, especially other words that come from them, like cabbage. what kind of stupid word is that, and why is it french. thats just stupid. i mean really. french canadians are really annoying, because they are. we should send quebec to space on one of those carbon cable bucky string elevators and then pretend to forget we sent them up there. even though montreal has good strip clubs. thats a good reason to like canada. i mean, everyone loves strippers. a strip club can make anywhere desireable to some one. i bet mounties like it, i mean mounties. strippers, mounties, i wonder where they make their money. strippers probably have to bribe mounties with sexual favors to strip and stuff. i bet one girl did it with a horse or something, and thtas why they ride horses now because they are weird beastiophillic perverts. is beastiophillic a word? oh well, it sounds sophistimacated.
i mean really, if you have big melons and ride a horse, i bet cops would pay you for stuff even. even if you didn't ride a horse, i would pay you for stuff, and i'm not even a cop. jeez, sometimes i wish i could just like, steal a person. like, just go up and say you coming with me. not like kids or stuff, because thats kidnapping, but takign a person. they would probably just be like ok, sounds good. then they would just kind of chill and do stuff for you, i know it. i mean, really, what else do they have to do. it would be like getting a free personal assistant. i hope the person i steal ends up being a hot slutty girl. i mean, it would be ass to steal some hairy guy or something. this idea isn't sounding so good anymore. especially if the girl doesn't warm up to the whole sex slave deal. or if it was a hairy guy. thats like 2 bad reasons, and i listed like 1 good reason. the odds are against me. i better not do it.
gatorade rocks. you can carry it with a belt. you just wrap it around and drag it, it works pretty good. i did it with a bottle of gatorade and some snapple. i'd reccomend it if you ever need to carry some stuff and you are too lazy. just whip out the belt pootie tang style (and don't hit matt) and wrap it all up. its got you covered like a jimmy hat.
has anyone ever heard of the term mushroom goblin, or did i just make that up?
werd, peace out, flipside, check you later etc
i am a little skeptical you see, seeing as i should go to bed and all and my mind is jumping around like 3 rabbits on nose rocks. so yeah
anyways, i was on hold all day today. like, at work, at home, all over i was on hold and listening to the stupid damn music thats like, doo doo doododdodo, and you are like SHUT UP!!!! so finally i was talking to this really hot chick (you know she was) from the insurance place, and she had to put me on hold and she asked if i wanted music and i was like NO THANKS! and she was like great! then she put me on hold. our relationship lasted about a minute and a half before she put me in my place.
the moral of the story is, its hard to hold a long distance relationship inspired by musak when you are deaf
blah woo ok, the hotel from the lan party billed me twice. girls gone wild videos has their freaking cancellation number disconnected, so you can't call and stop them from sending me shit. i can cancel the account by sending the damn videos back but they mysteriously always end up open or something at the other house :D so yeah, money blows, especially when it is leaving for stupid reasons. its like, i'm packing my bags and going to canada. and you are like, what the hell, who goes to canada anyawys.
french words are stupid, especially other words that come from them, like cabbage. what kind of stupid word is that, and why is it french. thats just stupid. i mean really. french canadians are really annoying, because they are. we should send quebec to space on one of those carbon cable bucky string elevators and then pretend to forget we sent them up there. even though montreal has good strip clubs. thats a good reason to like canada. i mean, everyone loves strippers. a strip club can make anywhere desireable to some one. i bet mounties like it, i mean mounties. strippers, mounties, i wonder where they make their money. strippers probably have to bribe mounties with sexual favors to strip and stuff. i bet one girl did it with a horse or something, and thtas why they ride horses now because they are weird beastiophillic perverts. is beastiophillic a word? oh well, it sounds sophistimacated.
i mean really, if you have big melons and ride a horse, i bet cops would pay you for stuff even. even if you didn't ride a horse, i would pay you for stuff, and i'm not even a cop. jeez, sometimes i wish i could just like, steal a person. like, just go up and say you coming with me. not like kids or stuff, because thats kidnapping, but takign a person. they would probably just be like ok, sounds good. then they would just kind of chill and do stuff for you, i know it. i mean, really, what else do they have to do. it would be like getting a free personal assistant. i hope the person i steal ends up being a hot slutty girl. i mean, it would be ass to steal some hairy guy or something. this idea isn't sounding so good anymore. especially if the girl doesn't warm up to the whole sex slave deal. or if it was a hairy guy. thats like 2 bad reasons, and i listed like 1 good reason. the odds are against me. i better not do it.
gatorade rocks. you can carry it with a belt. you just wrap it around and drag it, it works pretty good. i did it with a bottle of gatorade and some snapple. i'd reccomend it if you ever need to carry some stuff and you are too lazy. just whip out the belt pootie tang style (and don't hit matt) and wrap it all up. its got you covered like a jimmy hat.
has anyone ever heard of the term mushroom goblin, or did i just make that up?
werd, peace out, flipside, check you later etc
