Friday, September 27, 2002
ok, so, this is very difficult. like, there are people talking on irc and i'm not sure how to talk to them and blog at the same time. its like, two conversations, and one with myself puts it over the top. i mean, my mind is about to explode. its been doing that lately. i dunno.
there is something about smoking alone that gets you real stoned. its like, usually you have to pass it, so smoking another bowl is just like a few hits. but when you are alone, all the hits are yours, and they are so consecutive, its like bam bam bam bam. STONEEED. holy shnikes
so, i've been having these revelation things. like just now, i was talking to jing about ferry corsten, and i had this idea that handing aol disk with porn on them at the post office would rock. it would be like free porn. not only that, but free post office porn, i mean good god!!!! do you see where i'm going with this? pretty soon everyone would be having porn, and like, the post office dudes would get bored of the stupid post office porn, so we could sell the bank porn to the post office and stuff!!! damn, i want to like, own my own video store. that has to be the greatest thing ever. just chill watching movies all day. i mean hot damn, if you owned it, you could do whatever the hell you want and be like damn i'm doing what i want!!!! i mean that has to be the life. you wouldn't answer to anyone and you wouldn't have to work, you could just like, chill and do stuff. it would be good. i want to quit school and work and do it. that would be awesome, like super pimpin.
i was also driving around in some school related dealy, and i realized that idiocy is a genetic defect that like, everyone has. and i was like shit, how can it be a defect if everyone has it!!!! and it didn't make sense. and then i was like oh yeah!! i'm not a freaking moron. so it wasn't me. like some other idiot did it. i dunno, but it wasn't me.
anyways, i still don't like school much. i mean damn, it just screws up everything having to go to school. especially when you have to work too. its like jesus why do i have to do all this shit!!!! i don't want to do this. but i have to, because it sucks!!! i mean, like terrence and phillip would never put up with this shit. thats why that is the greatest movie ever. its like fuck this!!!! i'm going to do whatever i damn well please donkey dongling DONG DONGLER. and its like yeah, you got owned by some lemur with a dildo attached to it in some tree that saddam hussein is chillin in. and you are just like WHAT THE FUCK because how does anyone think up this shit!!! but it is so great because it taps into that inner perversion that people all bottle up and try to not do because its not pc to like, hump goats for the entertainment of others. i mean, yeah, it would suck but you get paid and stuff, so why not? some gomer will watch it and give you money. someones always got money for something. its like, online you get all these porn ads and you are like why the fuck am i getting all this!!! and you realize that some fucker out there is paying for barnyard incest digest and you are just like what the hell!!! and what the hell is a dog fart slut and why are there sites devoted to them!!! i mean how the hell do you even become a dog fart slut! it just doesn't make any sense. NO SENSE.
speaking of sluts though, there is this great thing. you see, we saw these two hot girls at blockbuster. and they wree all looking at us and stuff. and i was just like DAMMIT STOP. you can't do that too me, too hot!!! and i was like dammit, we should steal them and say we are assigned to them as their freshman corruption officer and be like yeah this is college, lets do some drugs then we can have sex. oh yeah, more sex yeah yeah. cause then it would be good because sluts are generally good. and they were like looking at me, and everytime i looked over stupid sluts eying me and i don't kno why! and then it was like your mom is there!!!! WHAT THE HELL. and its like, 2 chicks getting a blockbuster membership but their mom is there!!! how can we be proper freshman corruption officers with the freaking parents right there.!! i mean shit! its like stupid parents take a hike i need to start giving your daughter her education and stuff. and then they come back and i'm like dude what the hell!!! you don't have a daughter anymore she's mine. go find someone else to bug i've got some boobs here to deal with. and then they keep yelling and stuff, and you slap them like they were brooke shields or something. i mean seriously, it would probably go pretty much like that. damn parents!!! making things so complicated. just back off and let me gank your daughter!
its wierd though, because all sluts have parents somewhere, and thats just wierd to think about. sluts don't even really have thoughts and stuff. they aren't even real people. they don't have houses and shit, just somewhere to take dudes for sex and stuff. i kno it, thats what makes them slluts!! good god, thats just the way it works.
well i think its time for me to go. i'm not really sure where i am right now, peace out on the 99. if my motha answers the phone she'll give you my cousins beeper number. i love that shit.
there is something about smoking alone that gets you real stoned. its like, usually you have to pass it, so smoking another bowl is just like a few hits. but when you are alone, all the hits are yours, and they are so consecutive, its like bam bam bam bam. STONEEED. holy shnikes
so, i've been having these revelation things. like just now, i was talking to jing about ferry corsten, and i had this idea that handing aol disk with porn on them at the post office would rock. it would be like free porn. not only that, but free post office porn, i mean good god!!!! do you see where i'm going with this? pretty soon everyone would be having porn, and like, the post office dudes would get bored of the stupid post office porn, so we could sell the bank porn to the post office and stuff!!! damn, i want to like, own my own video store. that has to be the greatest thing ever. just chill watching movies all day. i mean hot damn, if you owned it, you could do whatever the hell you want and be like damn i'm doing what i want!!!! i mean that has to be the life. you wouldn't answer to anyone and you wouldn't have to work, you could just like, chill and do stuff. it would be good. i want to quit school and work and do it. that would be awesome, like super pimpin.
i was also driving around in some school related dealy, and i realized that idiocy is a genetic defect that like, everyone has. and i was like shit, how can it be a defect if everyone has it!!!! and it didn't make sense. and then i was like oh yeah!! i'm not a freaking moron. so it wasn't me. like some other idiot did it. i dunno, but it wasn't me.
anyways, i still don't like school much. i mean damn, it just screws up everything having to go to school. especially when you have to work too. its like jesus why do i have to do all this shit!!!! i don't want to do this. but i have to, because it sucks!!! i mean, like terrence and phillip would never put up with this shit. thats why that is the greatest movie ever. its like fuck this!!!! i'm going to do whatever i damn well please donkey dongling DONG DONGLER. and its like yeah, you got owned by some lemur with a dildo attached to it in some tree that saddam hussein is chillin in. and you are just like WHAT THE FUCK because how does anyone think up this shit!!! but it is so great because it taps into that inner perversion that people all bottle up and try to not do because its not pc to like, hump goats for the entertainment of others. i mean, yeah, it would suck but you get paid and stuff, so why not? some gomer will watch it and give you money. someones always got money for something. its like, online you get all these porn ads and you are like why the fuck am i getting all this!!! and you realize that some fucker out there is paying for barnyard incest digest and you are just like what the hell!!! and what the hell is a dog fart slut and why are there sites devoted to them!!! i mean how the hell do you even become a dog fart slut! it just doesn't make any sense. NO SENSE.
speaking of sluts though, there is this great thing. you see, we saw these two hot girls at blockbuster. and they wree all looking at us and stuff. and i was just like DAMMIT STOP. you can't do that too me, too hot!!! and i was like dammit, we should steal them and say we are assigned to them as their freshman corruption officer and be like yeah this is college, lets do some drugs then we can have sex. oh yeah, more sex yeah yeah. cause then it would be good because sluts are generally good. and they were like looking at me, and everytime i looked over stupid sluts eying me and i don't kno why! and then it was like your mom is there!!!! WHAT THE HELL. and its like, 2 chicks getting a blockbuster membership but their mom is there!!! how can we be proper freshman corruption officers with the freaking parents right there.!! i mean shit! its like stupid parents take a hike i need to start giving your daughter her education and stuff. and then they come back and i'm like dude what the hell!!! you don't have a daughter anymore she's mine. go find someone else to bug i've got some boobs here to deal with. and then they keep yelling and stuff, and you slap them like they were brooke shields or something. i mean seriously, it would probably go pretty much like that. damn parents!!! making things so complicated. just back off and let me gank your daughter!
its wierd though, because all sluts have parents somewhere, and thats just wierd to think about. sluts don't even really have thoughts and stuff. they aren't even real people. they don't have houses and shit, just somewhere to take dudes for sex and stuff. i kno it, thats what makes them slluts!! good god, thats just the way it works.
well i think its time for me to go. i'm not really sure where i am right now, peace out on the 99. if my motha answers the phone she'll give you my cousins beeper number. i love that shit.
