Friday, October 11, 2002
everyone, EVERYONE go to ryan's blog now. he is on the verge of a major breakthrough, and i think i want to be in on it when it spews forth in a glorious spray of several juices, organic and manmade. i mean shit, he touched on some good things there...
something i'll always give ryan props for is talking about masturbation. i mean seriously, why is this such a taboo subject. people don't talk about it because of what, they are ashamed of it? i'm proud of my wanking, because it means i'm not outside raping some random girl. think about it, if masturbation wasn't an option, women would be put into sexual slavery. the majority of men are bigger and stronger than the majority of women. not to knock women or anything, but its just kind of the truth. oh god, our society would degenerate into a cess pool of rape and murder. you would be walking down the street, and see some dude just like grab a chick and start doing her right there. it would be terrible!! men are naturally sex-driven. if it weren't for sex, a lot of guys just wouldn't put up with girls shit period. but we like sex, and girls just don't give it up. under normal circumstances, death would insue. but oh wait, we can get ourselves off. it isn't as good, but it keeps us satisfied for another 20 minutes or so. if we had no release, holy shit.... women would start giving it up A LOT more, one way or another.
you can say that masturbation has saved the world. i like to think that i'm doing my part to ensure world peace every time me and my hand have a meeting of the minds.
something i'll always give ryan props for is talking about masturbation. i mean seriously, why is this such a taboo subject. people don't talk about it because of what, they are ashamed of it? i'm proud of my wanking, because it means i'm not outside raping some random girl. think about it, if masturbation wasn't an option, women would be put into sexual slavery. the majority of men are bigger and stronger than the majority of women. not to knock women or anything, but its just kind of the truth. oh god, our society would degenerate into a cess pool of rape and murder. you would be walking down the street, and see some dude just like grab a chick and start doing her right there. it would be terrible!! men are naturally sex-driven. if it weren't for sex, a lot of guys just wouldn't put up with girls shit period. but we like sex, and girls just don't give it up. under normal circumstances, death would insue. but oh wait, we can get ourselves off. it isn't as good, but it keeps us satisfied for another 20 minutes or so. if we had no release, holy shit.... women would start giving it up A LOT more, one way or another.
you can say that masturbation has saved the world. i like to think that i'm doing my part to ensure world peace every time me and my hand have a meeting of the minds.
