Sunday, November 03, 2002
woot woot, in sluts we trust
finger trail in the dust
matts wang smells like must
his pants fly off with a windy gust
all the squirrels run down with lust
but their raid on his crotch was a bust
because they could not get through the rust
i want to see extreme ops because it is stupid. i think it would be a good idea for me to be the end all beat all expert on stupid things. i think i'd be a great candidate for the position of king stupid. i'd take over the world. most people like at leats one stupid thing. so, by liking me, they can like a whole bunch of stupid things in one fell swoop. all i need is a little name recognition, and the world is practically mine. it is all so simple.
oh my god....... 007 Revlon commercial..... that is just wacky. i don't understand. james bond powder free foundation? what the hell! if powder free foundation exists, i bet the real james bond wouldn't wear it. it would just block the pimpin.
mtv dismissed... there is a whole lot of grinding going on on the dance floor. one of the guys just did something pretty sweet. the girl wasn't dancing with him, so he grabbed some other chick and started dry humping her. i was like, bwahahahaha. but yeah, the guy gave him his time out card, then the other guy took the girl away. so the one guy stayed out on the dancefloor and is now dancing with like 4 chicks. if i were him, i'd try to get dismissed. he'd get 4 chicks for the price of 1. that sound like a pretty damn sweet deal to me. i'd do it. be like, yoink, other sluts are mine so you take the one annoying one there because of the yeah yeah and the hey hey and the PAIN IN THE GLAVIN!!!!
ive decided something, i need more clothes with writing on the crotch. i mean, a little light reading material for those who might be interested.
so, i think i've decided that i think it would be funny if i was on a dating show where multiple girls had to fight for me. because you know they would, no matter what i did. i mean shit, they want to be on tv :D so yeah, there would be lots of running around naked and such. naked seems like a good plan. i mean, this idea is almost as good as the sex robots. nothing is quite as good as that, i mean with the way the technology would develop. that stuff is usally pretty quick. soon it would be no contest. we'll see when we get there.
speaking of sex robots, hugh heffner has a pretty sweet deal set up there. i mean when you look at it, he has like 9 live in girlfriend sluts that just sleep with him. i can't see where you can go wrong with that. these girls know that they are just his fucktoys. the whole concept just cracks me up. i mean think about it!!!!! he's just like, i own you, and you know it. i watched this thing on MTV cribs a ways back. it was like, a half hour episode just of the playboy mansion. that guy should be everyone's hero, male or female. he has the sweetest place there. and he had to get a bigger bed, because sometimes the old one just wasn't big enough. one of the nice girls was kind enough to tell us that sometimes it still just isn't big enough. hugh was hanging out with all 9 of his sluts on his bed, and he made a great comment. it was something like "picasso went through his white phase, i'm just going through my platinum blonde phase." i was just laaaaaughing. oh yeah, and he has a son. that has to be the greatest place in the world for a guy to grow up. i mean shit......... it is pretty similar to porn buying you, instead of the other way around. you live the porn, instead of having to fantasize about it. i can't find anything wrong with this arrangement.
but anyways, what do i know
finger trail in the dust
matts wang smells like must
his pants fly off with a windy gust
all the squirrels run down with lust
but their raid on his crotch was a bust
because they could not get through the rust
i want to see extreme ops because it is stupid. i think it would be a good idea for me to be the end all beat all expert on stupid things. i think i'd be a great candidate for the position of king stupid. i'd take over the world. most people like at leats one stupid thing. so, by liking me, they can like a whole bunch of stupid things in one fell swoop. all i need is a little name recognition, and the world is practically mine. it is all so simple.
oh my god....... 007 Revlon commercial..... that is just wacky. i don't understand. james bond powder free foundation? what the hell! if powder free foundation exists, i bet the real james bond wouldn't wear it. it would just block the pimpin.
mtv dismissed... there is a whole lot of grinding going on on the dance floor. one of the guys just did something pretty sweet. the girl wasn't dancing with him, so he grabbed some other chick and started dry humping her. i was like, bwahahahaha. but yeah, the guy gave him his time out card, then the other guy took the girl away. so the one guy stayed out on the dancefloor and is now dancing with like 4 chicks. if i were him, i'd try to get dismissed. he'd get 4 chicks for the price of 1. that sound like a pretty damn sweet deal to me. i'd do it. be like, yoink, other sluts are mine so you take the one annoying one there because of the yeah yeah and the hey hey and the PAIN IN THE GLAVIN!!!!
ive decided something, i need more clothes with writing on the crotch. i mean, a little light reading material for those who might be interested.
so, i think i've decided that i think it would be funny if i was on a dating show where multiple girls had to fight for me. because you know they would, no matter what i did. i mean shit, they want to be on tv :D so yeah, there would be lots of running around naked and such. naked seems like a good plan. i mean, this idea is almost as good as the sex robots. nothing is quite as good as that, i mean with the way the technology would develop. that stuff is usally pretty quick. soon it would be no contest. we'll see when we get there.
speaking of sex robots, hugh heffner has a pretty sweet deal set up there. i mean when you look at it, he has like 9 live in girlfriend sluts that just sleep with him. i can't see where you can go wrong with that. these girls know that they are just his fucktoys. the whole concept just cracks me up. i mean think about it!!!!! he's just like, i own you, and you know it. i watched this thing on MTV cribs a ways back. it was like, a half hour episode just of the playboy mansion. that guy should be everyone's hero, male or female. he has the sweetest place there. and he had to get a bigger bed, because sometimes the old one just wasn't big enough. one of the nice girls was kind enough to tell us that sometimes it still just isn't big enough. hugh was hanging out with all 9 of his sluts on his bed, and he made a great comment. it was something like "picasso went through his white phase, i'm just going through my platinum blonde phase." i was just laaaaaughing. oh yeah, and he has a son. that has to be the greatest place in the world for a guy to grow up. i mean shit......... it is pretty similar to porn buying you, instead of the other way around. you live the porn, instead of having to fantasize about it. i can't find anything wrong with this arrangement.
but anyways, what do i know
