Thursday, February 13, 2003
everyone, please, listen to me here. DO NOT USE TURBO TAX TO DO YOUR TAXES. they will fucking screw you. SCREW YOU.
so, i went to do my taxes through this whole e-filing tax freedom thing. i did it, blah blah, they were like come back in 24 hours to complete it. it was all supposed to be free. the told me the entire time that there were no charges. NO CHARGES. i was like, yeehaw. so i went back today and logged in like they said. it came up with a thing that said you can't finish your return until you pay us. i was like WHAT THE FUCK. i tried to find their tech support, there is really jack shit in that category. they had a faq that said "why are you charging me if you said it was free." i went to there, went through every step, the last one was something like "log out and start over." so i did. now this is the fucking retarded part. when i went through it again, they already had all my stuff saved, so i just kind of clicked through. only this time, my refund was $340 more than they said the first time. i was like WOO HOO. but i get to the end, and they are like no, you already filed, pay us. you can't get your refund until you pay them. i was like wait a second, what about my extra money. then they were like, you have to do this other part, file an amendum or something. so i went to do that. i went through it all, and they said i couldn't do it because the information hadn't changed. I was like, NO FUCKING SHIT NOTHING CHANGED. but i went through, and changed something, just because it needed to change. still, they said nothing changed. finally i changed enough random shit that they said stuff had changed and it was ok to file. then the went and said we lied, you can't do this electronically, you have to file this one by traditional paper. pay us for our time. i went through the faqs and tried to figure out how to get it to work. no doing.
taxes are confusing to me. i don't know what all this needlessly complicated paperwork means. i don't know why everything is the way it is, or why it is so fucked up. basically, turbo tax screwed me out of $340, plus $40 in fees they said i never had to pay that i finally just paid because there was no way to get my refund otherwise because they had already started the filing process or whatever. so yeah. i need 20 of you to boycot turbo tax to make up for my fucking $400.
FUCK
i am so fucking pissed right now. i broke my chair and almost threw it through the window. i mean, i expect this kind of bait and FUCK YOU IN THE ASS type stuff from some jerk off company that sells used condoms or something, but not turbo tax. i mean, shit, doing your taxes is such a professional thing. they make tons of money off people like me who don't know what to do, so we go through them. they don't have the straight out LIE and STEAL from me. FUCK FUCK. THIS JUST PISSES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. i am so angry. like, road rage angry. it pisses the fuck out of me because there is ABSOLUTELY FUCK SHIT I CAN DO BECAUSE I AM JUST SOME ORDINARY JOE GETTING SCREWED ON SOMETHING AS INNOCENT AS TAXES. i am so fucking pissed. FUCKING PISSED
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
so, i went to do my taxes through this whole e-filing tax freedom thing. i did it, blah blah, they were like come back in 24 hours to complete it. it was all supposed to be free. the told me the entire time that there were no charges. NO CHARGES. i was like, yeehaw. so i went back today and logged in like they said. it came up with a thing that said you can't finish your return until you pay us. i was like WHAT THE FUCK. i tried to find their tech support, there is really jack shit in that category. they had a faq that said "why are you charging me if you said it was free." i went to there, went through every step, the last one was something like "log out and start over." so i did. now this is the fucking retarded part. when i went through it again, they already had all my stuff saved, so i just kind of clicked through. only this time, my refund was $340 more than they said the first time. i was like WOO HOO. but i get to the end, and they are like no, you already filed, pay us. you can't get your refund until you pay them. i was like wait a second, what about my extra money. then they were like, you have to do this other part, file an amendum or something. so i went to do that. i went through it all, and they said i couldn't do it because the information hadn't changed. I was like, NO FUCKING SHIT NOTHING CHANGED. but i went through, and changed something, just because it needed to change. still, they said nothing changed. finally i changed enough random shit that they said stuff had changed and it was ok to file. then the went and said we lied, you can't do this electronically, you have to file this one by traditional paper. pay us for our time. i went through the faqs and tried to figure out how to get it to work. no doing.
taxes are confusing to me. i don't know what all this needlessly complicated paperwork means. i don't know why everything is the way it is, or why it is so fucked up. basically, turbo tax screwed me out of $340, plus $40 in fees they said i never had to pay that i finally just paid because there was no way to get my refund otherwise because they had already started the filing process or whatever. so yeah. i need 20 of you to boycot turbo tax to make up for my fucking $400.
FUCK
i am so fucking pissed right now. i broke my chair and almost threw it through the window. i mean, i expect this kind of bait and FUCK YOU IN THE ASS type stuff from some jerk off company that sells used condoms or something, but not turbo tax. i mean, shit, doing your taxes is such a professional thing. they make tons of money off people like me who don't know what to do, so we go through them. they don't have the straight out LIE and STEAL from me. FUCK FUCK. THIS JUST PISSES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME. i am so angry. like, road rage angry. it pisses the fuck out of me because there is ABSOLUTELY FUCK SHIT I CAN DO BECAUSE I AM JUST SOME ORDINARY JOE GETTING SCREWED ON SOMETHING AS INNOCENT AS TAXES. i am so fucking pissed. FUCKING PISSED
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
