for the record, regarding that whole car pushing thing... i think chris was driving because the rest of us couldn't even walk straight. i am a retard though. we were going up a hill, and the car started rolling back, so i told him to brake, but everyone else pushed and it started up the hill again, i almost fucked us all over. thank you to chris for not listening to me because i suck :D

i shaved today. i left huge mutton chops, and a mustache. i had a soul patch, but i just shaved it off because i look better without it. i'm gonna shave the mutton chops off too because they are a little too rediculous, but it is still great. when i put my hair back in a pony tail i look like a child molester with these stupid sideburns :D they are pimpin beyond all belief, but i don't want to scare people away from me. with my long hair, full sideburns (just not huge chops) and my mustache, i look almost exactly like the guitarist guy from almost famous, and also a lot like mandy patinkin or whatever his name is, indigo montoya from princess bride. i wish i had a sword and some good swashbuckling clothes. now THAT would be pimpin

frivved up by Ben at 5:36 PM