Wednesday, April 09, 2003
ahhhh, hair. ask matt about how much he loves my hair, and how i leave it everywhere. annoying indeed. my hair is long enough that huge chunks of it always fly into my mouth. a little bit ago, my hair was just at the right length to go in my mouth, and it curls, so it would go in my mouth, and right down to the back of my throat. eventually it got to the point where it would tickle my gag reflex. it was kind of funny, i'd be talking, or walking, or playing pool or whatever, and i would just kind of freeze up, and it would take me a second to regain control of myself. but i have my reasons to not cut my hair i suppose. first, i have better hair than everyone else. i think i can say this, because i do. i wash my hair every 3 days or so with a blob of pert plus. i never comb it, or brush it or anything. it stays naturally free of tangles, and it bounces and it shines and it curls and it does all those wierd things that girls are always complaining about. i always thought my hair was kind of neat, but when i grew it out and everyone (everyone being the girls i know) started bitching to me about how nice my hair was, i realized i have pretty good hair. so yeah. my hair is the only damn thing i get compliments on, and it takes less work to care for than short hair (i was washing it every day). haha, like that there? i tried to cover my vanity with the obligatory "i'm just lazy" comment. hee hee! by the way, i'm sorry if you are mad that my hair is so good. at least take some solace in the fact that i am not wasting my good hair by keeping it short, or dying it wacky colors again. i'm keeping it long, and it usually looks pretty good. if i could trade it to you, i would (depending on what i would get in return, of course)
usually i leave my hair, because i need to look like jesus in the future. like right now, i'm seeing if i can make it to halloween so i don't have to think up another costume. i can just go as jesus. it will be perfect. after that, i need to wait for christmas so i can get arrested for impersonating jesus in a public place. after that, i will probably cut it, because if i wait another 8 months it will be nasty long. it is already kind of getting to wierd long, at least for a boy. i've been trying to offset that fact by keeping some facial hair, but it is just making me look like a wanker. i'm not the best at this whole facial hair thing.
in conclusion (about my hair, for now), my hair rules, and having it long is kind of fun before it all falls out. because it will. male pattern baldness hits fairly early in my family. that is what i have to look forward too. it will tip off some huge mid life crisis, i know, because i have been blessed with such a beautiful head of hair then BAM!!! it is all taken away from me. damn genetics.
ryan cut his hair, then he hurt his ankle, and now he is swamped with homework and school. maybe my hair is the source of my power?
ok ok ok ok, here's the deal. last night i should have blogged. i would have, but i fell asleep thinking. this blog is going to suck, i can feel it. it is another one of those melodramatic stupid, "here's what i think of myself" stupid posts. so yeah, keep your heads up before you get hit full in the face with it, because it will be stupid, to say the least. whenever i try to say stuff, i look stupid. whenever i just talk, i look smart. but yeah, who knows, maybe i'll make some sort of breakthrough with myself or something. maybe, just maybe, this post will be the exception to the rule, and be a stupid melodramatic post that isn't so fucking STUPID. god, i'm such a tool. why are these posts even necessary. but yeah, its coming, i need to get it out before it starts infecting the rest of my brain. i have it sealed off in the "blog outbox" portion of my brain. and yes i do have one where i store nuggets for later dates. well, its been pretty empty lately, but back when i was working, it was overflowing. i had to save things for other blogging dates because i didn't want to over do it. but yeah, watch out i guess....
usually i leave my hair, because i need to look like jesus in the future. like right now, i'm seeing if i can make it to halloween so i don't have to think up another costume. i can just go as jesus. it will be perfect. after that, i need to wait for christmas so i can get arrested for impersonating jesus in a public place. after that, i will probably cut it, because if i wait another 8 months it will be nasty long. it is already kind of getting to wierd long, at least for a boy. i've been trying to offset that fact by keeping some facial hair, but it is just making me look like a wanker. i'm not the best at this whole facial hair thing.
in conclusion (about my hair, for now), my hair rules, and having it long is kind of fun before it all falls out. because it will. male pattern baldness hits fairly early in my family. that is what i have to look forward too. it will tip off some huge mid life crisis, i know, because i have been blessed with such a beautiful head of hair then BAM!!! it is all taken away from me. damn genetics.
ryan cut his hair, then he hurt his ankle, and now he is swamped with homework and school. maybe my hair is the source of my power?
ok ok ok ok, here's the deal. last night i should have blogged. i would have, but i fell asleep thinking. this blog is going to suck, i can feel it. it is another one of those melodramatic stupid, "here's what i think of myself" stupid posts. so yeah, keep your heads up before you get hit full in the face with it, because it will be stupid, to say the least. whenever i try to say stuff, i look stupid. whenever i just talk, i look smart. but yeah, who knows, maybe i'll make some sort of breakthrough with myself or something. maybe, just maybe, this post will be the exception to the rule, and be a stupid melodramatic post that isn't so fucking STUPID. god, i'm such a tool. why are these posts even necessary. but yeah, its coming, i need to get it out before it starts infecting the rest of my brain. i have it sealed off in the "blog outbox" portion of my brain. and yes i do have one where i store nuggets for later dates. well, its been pretty empty lately, but back when i was working, it was overflowing. i had to save things for other blogging dates because i didn't want to over do it. but yeah, watch out i guess....
