Saturday, April 05, 2003
blogging for jesus.....
i can't wait for next christmas. we have this idea. we are going to go down to UVilliage and find the santa dude where kids come get pictures with santa and such. we are going to set up our own booth nearby, get your picture taken with jesus!!!!! i think it will be great. who wouldn't want their picture taken with jesus. i can sit them on my lap and say, what do you want for christmas, little girl. when she says "a pony!!" i'll say "no young child, the correct answer is 'the eternal life that can only be achieved by accepting jesus as my lord and savior.' luckily for you, i'm right here!!!" imagine the awe on the faces of these children as they get to meet jesus. i'll need 12 volunteers to be my apostles. it will be a grand old time, until we get kicked out by security. then it will be even more fun, because who in their right mind arrests jesus. if someone asks, we can explain how we are trying to reverse the deterioration of morality by offering children a positive christmas role model who doesn't condone forced child labor, animal cruelty and obesity. hahahha, oh man when did i turn into such an attention whore. junior high drama, i blame you.
i can't wait for next christmas. we have this idea. we are going to go down to UVilliage and find the santa dude where kids come get pictures with santa and such. we are going to set up our own booth nearby, get your picture taken with jesus!!!!! i think it will be great. who wouldn't want their picture taken with jesus. i can sit them on my lap and say, what do you want for christmas, little girl. when she says "a pony!!" i'll say "no young child, the correct answer is 'the eternal life that can only be achieved by accepting jesus as my lord and savior.' luckily for you, i'm right here!!!" imagine the awe on the faces of these children as they get to meet jesus. i'll need 12 volunteers to be my apostles. it will be a grand old time, until we get kicked out by security. then it will be even more fun, because who in their right mind arrests jesus. if someone asks, we can explain how we are trying to reverse the deterioration of morality by offering children a positive christmas role model who doesn't condone forced child labor, animal cruelty and obesity. hahahha, oh man when did i turn into such an attention whore. junior high drama, i blame you.
