i wish instant prostitutes were real. i wish my instant prostitutes website was still up so everyone would know what i am talking about. final fantasy is throwing all us horn dogs a bone with their new sequel to FFX. it looks like the main characters are all women, are all scantily clad, and are all openly bi-curious (based on what i've heard about the dialogue). they even have different outfits they wear. the people who made those games have always gone out of their way to make the greatest cg women they can, because they are just horny fanboys like the rest of us. after seeing some of the artwork that has popped up with the rest of the buzz surrounding the game, all i have to say is thank you. i don't care if the game sucks, it has hot yuna in hot pants, and rikku in a miniskirt that covers about 4 inches of her humpables. goodness, it is enough to leave me drooling for more artwork, screw the game.

instant prostitutes would be great. just throw a yuna cube in the pan, add water, and there you go. instant fantasy in one environmentally friendly package. three easy payments of $19.99. man, i so miss that site. that website was a part of my self-proclaimed genius that doesn't get nearly enough credit, i mean that was gold. soooo far ahead of its time.

frivved up by Ben at 4:11 PM