Saturday, June 28, 2003
wow, blogger really did go blogological style on us here. i saw ryan say something, and i didn't believe him, but when trav said something, i was like woaaaah nelly!!
my job rocks. i smoked so much today with so little effort. i've been stoned all day, and i didn't have to do a damn thing, just my job. now all we need is pizza porn.
one of my coworkers was like, dammit, my job would be so much easier if it weren't for the damn customers. i just started cracking up. everyone was being all wankerish tonight. everyone wanted like $8 in change and stuff, and i was the only driver so i was taking like 3 orders at a time. just a hint for you guys, we only carry $30 on delivery for change, two tens, one five and five ones. we have to reload out of the crap we get. so if you all try to pay your stupid $12 bills with 20s, we aren't going to be able to get your change, because chances are the jackass before you did the same thing. i made some great tips tonight because of that. i was just like, the guy before you took all the ones, i don't have any. bam, $5 tip, score team me. its just annoying having to break it to people you know, but if they are going to try and pay in cash without having anywhere near close to the right amount, sometimes they are going to get burned. and i profit. its kind of a neat deal.
wow, i have so little to say it is embarrassing. i'm always working, i don't have shit to say. i wish i could even say stuff was going on at my house, but all i've been doing is reading and watching Noir on my computer. i'm a boring little jive turkey.
my job rocks. i smoked so much today with so little effort. i've been stoned all day, and i didn't have to do a damn thing, just my job. now all we need is pizza porn.
one of my coworkers was like, dammit, my job would be so much easier if it weren't for the damn customers. i just started cracking up. everyone was being all wankerish tonight. everyone wanted like $8 in change and stuff, and i was the only driver so i was taking like 3 orders at a time. just a hint for you guys, we only carry $30 on delivery for change, two tens, one five and five ones. we have to reload out of the crap we get. so if you all try to pay your stupid $12 bills with 20s, we aren't going to be able to get your change, because chances are the jackass before you did the same thing. i made some great tips tonight because of that. i was just like, the guy before you took all the ones, i don't have any. bam, $5 tip, score team me. its just annoying having to break it to people you know, but if they are going to try and pay in cash without having anywhere near close to the right amount, sometimes they are going to get burned. and i profit. its kind of a neat deal.
wow, i have so little to say it is embarrassing. i'm always working, i don't have shit to say. i wish i could even say stuff was going on at my house, but all i've been doing is reading and watching Noir on my computer. i'm a boring little jive turkey.
