Tuesday, August 19, 2003
i've decided to be the anti-christ. when you think about it, everyone is all afraid of the anti-christ. i don't really know why, he's going to make our world a lot better by letting us do what we want instead of following along with what everyone else tells us to do. there are going to be grand sweeping changes, and the truth about the devil will really come out. it will be a sad story about a free-speaking, free-thinking and free-writing man of genius stifled and deported from an evil dictorial state that controls all speech, thought and written word. people will be like, hey, this kind of sucks because i never knew. and i'll be there. i'll be like check this out, i'm the a to the c, anti-christ dizzledy dee. and they will all be like word.
anyways, i've decided to be the anti-christ, because i think the world needs one. this isn't really a direct bash on christianity, just on what most people think is right and wrong. i don't really want to be the anti-christ, per se, but right now i think i am best qualified for the job. i was thinking today, wishing some sort of anti-christ would appear, and then i thought 'i should just be him'. so now i am. if anyone really is the anti-christ, call me. if you are the real deal, i'll put all my weight behind you instead.
so yeah, until further notice, i am the official anti-christ. i know that this sounds really belligerent, but it really isn't meant to be. if you take away all of the negative aspects that the devil is given, he actually seems like a pretty cool guy. he's always pretty nice in the bible, offering people fruit and stuff for free. god is all mean and stuff, offering people death by plague and such. i figure if i really want to make a difference, i might as well do it in style. al pacino was a pimp in devil's advocate, i'd chill with him. as a person i'm not very powerful, just an individual shmoe with this stupid 70 year life-span and no superpowers. if i am the anti-christ, things get a lot more interesting.
in conclusion, vote WAnk for anti-christ on your next Blasphemer-Of-The-Year ballot. i'll do my best to ease you gently into the eternal party that the future of life on earth and an eternity in hell has to offer
anyways, i've decided to be the anti-christ, because i think the world needs one. this isn't really a direct bash on christianity, just on what most people think is right and wrong. i don't really want to be the anti-christ, per se, but right now i think i am best qualified for the job. i was thinking today, wishing some sort of anti-christ would appear, and then i thought 'i should just be him'. so now i am. if anyone really is the anti-christ, call me. if you are the real deal, i'll put all my weight behind you instead.
so yeah, until further notice, i am the official anti-christ. i know that this sounds really belligerent, but it really isn't meant to be. if you take away all of the negative aspects that the devil is given, he actually seems like a pretty cool guy. he's always pretty nice in the bible, offering people fruit and stuff for free. god is all mean and stuff, offering people death by plague and such. i figure if i really want to make a difference, i might as well do it in style. al pacino was a pimp in devil's advocate, i'd chill with him. as a person i'm not very powerful, just an individual shmoe with this stupid 70 year life-span and no superpowers. if i am the anti-christ, things get a lot more interesting.
in conclusion, vote WAnk for anti-christ on your next Blasphemer-Of-The-Year ballot. i'll do my best to ease you gently into the eternal party that the future of life on earth and an eternity in hell has to offer
