Wednesday, September 24, 2003
so, check out the new link on the side. i wrote an article on how to wank. its actually an email i gave some random dude who emailed me and asked. so yeah, if you found this site by searching for "how to wank", check it out. it might be helpful. i know there are a few of you out there, right now, staring at this embarassed. but i know you are there. my tracker tells me what you pooped into google to find me, so i know there are tons of you who came here with that exact string :D in fact, there have been over 700 of you guys who have come here looking for info on how to wank. now its there, mwaha.
