i will be gone for the next 5 days or so. i think GW is in the very same town i am going. at least he was, he has probably moved on by now. if i find him, i think i can make a positive first impression that will grant me the liberty and freedom to party with his daughters. he seems to be fairly easily amused, just like me. all it should really take is a good snowball fight, complete with forts and safety zones. extra points if you hit a secret service agent, and extra extra points if you knock their earpiece out. me and GW should get along famously. from here on out, it is nothing but posh, catered movie premieres at the white house and lines of coke off the big desk in the oval office. maybe i can have a three way with the twins in that big tub that taft or whoever died in. when i'm a diplomat in some unimportant yet swanky country like monaco, you guys can all come chill with me at the consul palace i'm going to renovate friv style and dine with royalty.

peace

frivved up by Ben at 10:32 AM