Saturday, May 29, 2004
boy howdy, what have i learned today.
jehova's witnesses are bastards. all of them. the other day, i get a knock on our back door, and it is these guys. one of them looks at me and says "do you think the things we do affect god?" i said that i didn't care and shut the door in his face. as i am walking back into the living room swearing at them, there is a knock on the front door. there are two more jehova's witnesses, both women. so this woman tries to hand me this stack of papers saying she has some articles she really thinks would help me. i tell her that i really doubt they will, and she gets this pissed look on her face and tries to shove them back into my hands. so i get mad and stare her down and tell her in not-so-friendly terms that there are two other assholes at my backdoor trying to give me the same damn articles, and that i just shut the door in their face. she even tells me that she saw them, and that she thought it would be better to come to the door anyways, in case i didn't listen too them. this is when i shut the door in her face. i'm going to make up a set of pamphlets to hand out to jehova's witnesses/mormans/christian vacuum salesmen that says "door to door whores." i'll explain how my new religion based on having sex with as many people that i don't know as possible has really gotten me in touch with god. i'll pull their same tricks on them, i.e. ignoring everything they have to say outright and changing the subject back to the door to door whores idea. i'll even tell them i'm recruiting, and i have a missionary position just for them :D
jehova's witnesses are bastards. all of them. the other day, i get a knock on our back door, and it is these guys. one of them looks at me and says "do you think the things we do affect god?" i said that i didn't care and shut the door in his face. as i am walking back into the living room swearing at them, there is a knock on the front door. there are two more jehova's witnesses, both women. so this woman tries to hand me this stack of papers saying she has some articles she really thinks would help me. i tell her that i really doubt they will, and she gets this pissed look on her face and tries to shove them back into my hands. so i get mad and stare her down and tell her in not-so-friendly terms that there are two other assholes at my backdoor trying to give me the same damn articles, and that i just shut the door in their face. she even tells me that she saw them, and that she thought it would be better to come to the door anyways, in case i didn't listen too them. this is when i shut the door in her face. i'm going to make up a set of pamphlets to hand out to jehova's witnesses/mormans/christian vacuum salesmen that says "door to door whores." i'll explain how my new religion based on having sex with as many people that i don't know as possible has really gotten me in touch with god. i'll pull their same tricks on them, i.e. ignoring everything they have to say outright and changing the subject back to the door to door whores idea. i'll even tell them i'm recruiting, and i have a missionary position just for them :D
