Wednesday, May 19, 2004
who am i voting for today?
no one. i've never voted. i try not to bitch about politics because i don't vote. people always get mad at me for not voting. would having me flip a coin really benefit our democracy? i don't understand why people always yell at me. i feel i'm doing them a favor by letting the people who care decide. there is one compelling arguement to vote for john kerry though. he has a daugher who shows her boobs on the internet. i mean, i was excited about GW's daughters because they are drunk sluts, but here we are 3.5 years later and i haven't seen a single porn with them in it. but i have seen little miss kerry's boobies through a thin layer of fabric. if i were a voting man, that would be compelling enough. but i'm not. i'm going to let my dad forge my signature again. it makes me the son of the most powerful man in america. even gw only gets one vote.
no one. i've never voted. i try not to bitch about politics because i don't vote. people always get mad at me for not voting. would having me flip a coin really benefit our democracy? i don't understand why people always yell at me. i feel i'm doing them a favor by letting the people who care decide. there is one compelling arguement to vote for john kerry though. he has a daugher who shows her boobs on the internet. i mean, i was excited about GW's daughters because they are drunk sluts, but here we are 3.5 years later and i haven't seen a single porn with them in it. but i have seen little miss kerry's boobies through a thin layer of fabric. if i were a voting man, that would be compelling enough. but i'm not. i'm going to let my dad forge my signature again. it makes me the son of the most powerful man in america. even gw only gets one vote.
