Thursday, September 30, 2004
so, i got thise new game in the mail today. it is the first game i've been really excited about in a while. it is so simple, it has to be good. its called katamari damacy or something like that, the intro is this crazy song that shows cows and rainbows and stuff while going KATAMARI DAMACY! i sat there with my mouth open for a minute, then started laughing. but yeah, story of the game. your dad is the king of all cosmos. he is this giant guy with fancy rainbow clothes and really tight pants that show off his package. you are his son, the prince, but you are like 2 inches tall.
so, it shows the king flying around, and he keeps running into all the stars and breaking them. then he comes to you and tells you he was drunk, and that the royal we broke the sky, and now everyone is mad. so, since he brought you into existance, you owe him, so his problem is now your problem. so, you have to take this big lump to earth and roll it around until it is big enough to put back into the sky as a star. only you have to fill the whole sky. and you are two inches tall. so you roll this lump around running into things, and if your lump is big enough it will stick to the outside and make a bigger lump. you've got to watch out though, because if you run over a pencil you'll have this big pencil sticking out and the lump gets hard to roll.
so thats all it is. roll around making your lump bigger. the king said to avoid living things, but that it wouldn't matter too much if you run them over and add them to the lump. i've only made a small lump so far, i haven't even made it out of the house, but apparently eventually you can rampage through town lumping everything, even people. there was this hilarious part of the tutorial where it shows you running over some dude over and over, and every time the dude would throw his hands into the air and scream. the whole game is like that, hilarious. the king is perhaps the best character in history.
so, it shows the king flying around, and he keeps running into all the stars and breaking them. then he comes to you and tells you he was drunk, and that the royal we broke the sky, and now everyone is mad. so, since he brought you into existance, you owe him, so his problem is now your problem. so, you have to take this big lump to earth and roll it around until it is big enough to put back into the sky as a star. only you have to fill the whole sky. and you are two inches tall. so you roll this lump around running into things, and if your lump is big enough it will stick to the outside and make a bigger lump. you've got to watch out though, because if you run over a pencil you'll have this big pencil sticking out and the lump gets hard to roll.
so thats all it is. roll around making your lump bigger. the king said to avoid living things, but that it wouldn't matter too much if you run them over and add them to the lump. i've only made a small lump so far, i haven't even made it out of the house, but apparently eventually you can rampage through town lumping everything, even people. there was this hilarious part of the tutorial where it shows you running over some dude over and over, and every time the dude would throw his hands into the air and scream. the whole game is like that, hilarious. the king is perhaps the best character in history.
