Thursday, June 09, 2005
there is an open casting session for Survivor this weekend in Tukwila. I hate Tukwila, but what else am I going to do this weekend? I think I would make a solid survivor contestant. lets be honest though, the chances of me dragging myself through the city down south on the weekend when I am not being paid to do so are very slim, especially since the only reason I would be going is to film a 3 minute casting video for a reality TV show. if I do, it will be an amazing feat. anything that defies my lazyness is an amazing feat to me. I haven't left the house on a weekend for anything me-related in months now, so I am seriously thinking about it just for the sake of leaving the house. imagine if I made it on the show though. I would probably scheme myself off the island within a matter of days. the game is so much less complicated than that. given the opportunity, survivors will self-destruct on their own. if you sit back and let people take themselves out of the game, you have a chance to make it far enough to take everyone by surprise. but you won't make it anywhere without friends to watch your back, otherwise you will be voted off as an afterthought. keep ahead of your lies, and let other people lie themselves off. earn just enough trust to make it to the next week, so you don't have a long string broken promises sitting on the jury at the end. and don't pull an Ian and throw it all away for a girl. if there must be a girl involved, pull a Rob and take the girl to the end with you, because if you turn on her you'll lose her (and her all-important vote) forever. keep the 'no' vote sitting next to you where it can't hurt you. maybe I'd just snap like Matt did, and sit around talking to myself all day sharpening a machete while my teamates hide on the other side of the camp. now that's entertainment.
