Sunday, September 04, 2005
time travelling pirates, back from the future for plunder and booty. you can fit a lot of jewels in a space ship.
if i had a mechanical parrot, i bet i could barter for some jewels, as long as they don't throw my out a hatch in the upper atmosphere. but why would they? they are from the future. i mean, i guess if they mistook me for a pirate hunter they know from the future. i can see that being a problem, i can be mistaken for a lot of poeple. i better put a self destruct routine in the parrot. then i take over the ship and become the captain. wouldn't that be an interesting twist of fate. pirates from the past pirating the pirates from the future only to reinvade the future to plunder booty that we lowly past people can only dream of. i'm going to buy a planet. they will scoff at my lack of vision, say i am short-sided and simple. but i won't care. i am going to take secret medical technology to the past to give my friends extraordinary long life, and take them to the planet in secret once i buy it. so that way it will already be evolved and stuff. i will double my investment several million times during that first space flight between the planet sales agency and the surface of planet friv. after that point, who knows. its the future. i'm from the past, i can't see that far ahead.
if i had a mechanical parrot, i bet i could barter for some jewels, as long as they don't throw my out a hatch in the upper atmosphere. but why would they? they are from the future. i mean, i guess if they mistook me for a pirate hunter they know from the future. i can see that being a problem, i can be mistaken for a lot of poeple. i better put a self destruct routine in the parrot. then i take over the ship and become the captain. wouldn't that be an interesting twist of fate. pirates from the past pirating the pirates from the future only to reinvade the future to plunder booty that we lowly past people can only dream of. i'm going to buy a planet. they will scoff at my lack of vision, say i am short-sided and simple. but i won't care. i am going to take secret medical technology to the past to give my friends extraordinary long life, and take them to the planet in secret once i buy it. so that way it will already be evolved and stuff. i will double my investment several million times during that first space flight between the planet sales agency and the surface of planet friv. after that point, who knows. its the future. i'm from the past, i can't see that far ahead.
