Sunday, January 14, 2007
ben 2007: the redumbening
i watched idiocracy last night, and now i feel compelled to speak in a combination of hillbilly, valley girl, ebonics and assorted grunts. that movie hit so close to home, it made me uncomfortable. dax sheppard was terrible because he played his part too well. i still can't tell whether i loved it or hated it, and i am not sure if i want to see it again. it is like the capacity for such thoughts does not exist inside the realm of that movie's influence. and yes, i am forcing myself to use more words than necessary, just to prove words with multiple syllables still exist. if you watch that movie, you will understand. it will sink your mind into a pit of dumbness that you can't help but wallow in. even when i was talking to myself or other inanimate objects in my apartment last night, i was grunting and using words like pimp.
i have never felt the instinctual need to breed quite as strongly as i do right now, indiscriminantly and often. smart people have a lot of catching up to do.
i watched idiocracy last night, and now i feel compelled to speak in a combination of hillbilly, valley girl, ebonics and assorted grunts. that movie hit so close to home, it made me uncomfortable. dax sheppard was terrible because he played his part too well. i still can't tell whether i loved it or hated it, and i am not sure if i want to see it again. it is like the capacity for such thoughts does not exist inside the realm of that movie's influence. and yes, i am forcing myself to use more words than necessary, just to prove words with multiple syllables still exist. if you watch that movie, you will understand. it will sink your mind into a pit of dumbness that you can't help but wallow in. even when i was talking to myself or other inanimate objects in my apartment last night, i was grunting and using words like pimp.
i have never felt the instinctual need to breed quite as strongly as i do right now, indiscriminantly and often. smart people have a lot of catching up to do.
