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Wednesday, November 02, 2005
an excerpt taken from the stranger:
"speaking of brown: Today also brought the story of Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, the 49-year-old Dallas cab driver on trial for allegdly sprinkling grocery-store pastries with his own dried-and-crumbled fecal matter. Details come from KGBT News, which reports that the first red flag in the saga came crom customers, who complained that the fresh-baked items at a Fiesta grocery store smelled and tasted like manure. When police invistegated Nahidmobarekeh (whom a surveillance camera caught sprinkling a strange substance over the store's pastries), they found a pile of feces by his bead, which authorities determined the cabbie would dry in a microwave then grate with a cheese grater. On Friday, Nahidmobarekeh will be convicted of fecal sprinkling and sentenced to five years in prison. "You just can't put any lipstick on this pig," said Judge Vic Cunningham. "It's just nasty."
man. and the day i read this article is the same day a driver brings the office a couple boxes of krispy kremes. yeah, not so hot on donuts right now. what would drive a person to do something like that? speculate to your heart's content.
"speaking of brown: Today also brought the story of Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, the 49-year-old Dallas cab driver on trial for allegdly sprinkling grocery-store pastries with his own dried-and-crumbled fecal matter. Details come from KGBT News, which reports that the first red flag in the saga came crom customers, who complained that the fresh-baked items at a Fiesta grocery store smelled and tasted like manure. When police invistegated Nahidmobarekeh (whom a surveillance camera caught sprinkling a strange substance over the store's pastries), they found a pile of feces by his bead, which authorities determined the cabbie would dry in a microwave then grate with a cheese grater. On Friday, Nahidmobarekeh will be convicted of fecal sprinkling and sentenced to five years in prison. "You just can't put any lipstick on this pig," said Judge Vic Cunningham. "It's just nasty."
man. and the day i read this article is the same day a driver brings the office a couple boxes of krispy kremes. yeah, not so hot on donuts right now. what would drive a person to do something like that? speculate to your heart's content.
